TIL Chuck Schumer’s Age – IOTW Report

TIL Chuck Schumer’s Age

Cameras caught Schumer and Pelosi celebrating something outside The Capitol. Many speculated that it was Schumer and Pelosi congratulating each other for baiting the president into invading Iran, handing them something to hammer Trump with at election time.

Schumer says he was celebrating hearing that his mother was released from the hospital.

“His mother???????,” I thought, “how the hell old is his mother?”

I looked up Schumer’s age, ready to do the math. If his mother had him when she was 16 she could be 95, figuring Schumer to be around 79.

Uhhh. Chuck Schumer is only 68.

Are you kidding me? He looks HORRENDOUS!

An it’s not just the wrinkles and age spots and receding hair, it’s his posture and the energy, or lack of, that he exudes.

Let’s see his medical records.

20 Comments on TIL Chuck Schumer’s Age

  1. Let’s see his medical records?
    I’ll opt out for his 30 plus years of payoffs.
    FFS, (for FUR’s sake).
    Like always you have demonstrated that high edumacation level of yours, with the math thingy and all applied in this rational interpretation and questioning of “the Grouper”.
    jeez,,,
    With smiles to all
    PS: I’ve always loved the Muppet’s but Chuck is the hateful looking evil Gonzo twin ever,,,

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  2. Notice Ding Bat was wearing yellow? Like our beautiful first lady did the night of “The Speech,”?
    Yes, I’d say they were celebrating the possibility of war with Iran.
    Phuckin’ scumbags. He outfoxed them again. MAGA/KAG

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  3. long wang
    JUNE 22, 2019 AT 6:01 PM
    “i guess moloch doesn’t take care of his worshipers like i imagined.”

    …this is because, as Dante informs us, “Chuck” is like ALL Democrats that are SO evil, God won’t even let them stay in their bodies for their allotted tume, but sends their spirit straight to Hell, leaving a demon to animate their bodies to run out their allotted days, since even a demon is less evil than THEY…

    ” “Oh,” I exclaimed, “are you already dead?”
    And he said to me, “How my body does

    There in the world above, I do not know.

    “For Ptolomea has this privilege:

    Often the soul falls down into this place

    Before Atropos sends it out of life.

    “And that you may be all the more willing

    To scrape the frost-glazed tears from off my face

    Know this: as soon as the soul proves a traitor,

    “As I did, its body then is snatched away

    By a demon who takes possession of it

    Until its time on earth has all run out.

    “The soul comes crashing down into this cistern,

    And maybe the body of the shade wintering

    Here behind me still appears up there.””
    -Dante, “Inferno”, Canto XXXIII

    …no, not scriptural…but, especially since it is specific punishment for TRAITORS, it WOULD explain a LOT about Democrats and their current behavior…

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  4. Lying scumbag did not “just get the news” about his mother. He would have gotten that already. He is not on the phone, nobody approached him and told him, and…. he hates his mother and would knock her over to get a nickel on the sidewalk. Chuck Scumbagger should be burning in hell right now.

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  5. Schmuck Chomper is a disgusting
    lying pig prostitute of the
    smellocrat party.

    They are in fact
    the American Communist Party
    ( actions speak louder than words )

    Yet lying POS Schmuck CHOMPER
    continues to deride the person his party
    CANNOT BEAT

    Lying smellocrat Schmuck Chomper
    wants to win the 2016 election
    with post election lies and
    fabrications

    And he doesn’t realize that he’s
    a stupid operative of Hill-ree

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  6. Trump didn’t bomb Iran, like they wanted. Pissed Dems off.
    Trump gave them two more weeks to get their asses together on the illegal immigration bullshit.
    Trump has them demrats by the short hairs and he’s squeezing.

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