Economic Times
While the world continues to fight against monkeypox and Covid-19, there is another virus looking to flex its muscles. It is called ‘Tomato flu’.
According to reports, 26 children aged up to 10 years might have ‘Tomato flu’, whereas, 82 kids below five years of age have been infected so far. More
“Let’s call the whole thing off…”
Another vax mutant illness no doubt.
Sounds like, looks like monkey pox. India, it can stay there.
“26 children aged up to 10 years, 82 kids below five”
I know math is racist, but WHAT?
Is that Kamala’s script writer?
82 incidents out of tens of millions? Yup, must be an epidemic
Looks like Loco got himself out of detention, how many erasers did you have to clean? Good to have you back.
Maybe I’m jaded (rhetorical, damn skippy I am) but all these health professionals have got it wrong so consistently for so long, that now I think they are just pulling this shit out of their ass to make us think that they are on the job, for real this time, and have only our health as their real interests.
This tomato flu must be the reason why the U.S. has a nation-wide school bus driver shortage. I cannot come in to work today. My tomatos have the flu.
If I’m not pretty sure I’m going to die I will not visit any “healthcare professionals”
The only tomato flew that I ever heard about was that annual tomato tossing festival in Spain where the Spanish people get together in a giant melee and toss tomatoes at one another in a tomato-soaked orgy of fun and misadventure.
Up until 2022 it was called a “food allergy”.
The assholes will turn everything into a crisis in order to get the gullible whipped into a frenzy and we have ballot boxes on every street corner.
“Public Health” == “Mass Control Via Disease Fear”
These nasty bureaucrats keep coming up with their scary maladies du jour so that the great unwashed don’t have time to think about it and conclude that the govt pseudo-docs are hell-bent on ruling, not curing.
@Cmn¢¢guy:
I took that to mean a total of 106 kids with 82 below five and 24 between five and ten. But I’m very likely wrong.
I think it was Kakamala her own self.
She’s very likely wrong, too.
“We must immediately shut down all businesses and all non-essential workers must quarantine!” Sounds pretty silly when you say it now!
All I want now is a bowl of hot tomato soup with basil and a piece of buttered toast. Must be dinner time.
I\’m thinking hot tomato soup now with buttered toast. Got basil?
It’s all leading up to the human flu, where all contact with any human will be banned. Unless you are a member of the ruling class, that is.
Whatever it takes to kill off or sterilize the children. They’re just going straight for them now instead of working their way down to them.
Stay away from Wolf Apples!
They’re poisonous!
Witches’ fruit!
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Soon to be followed by the Potato Flu and, God Help us, the H2O Flu.
There are so many ways to kill us unwanted and useless eaters.
Two weeks to lower the curve… And try not to look at tomatoes or the man behind the curtain.
. Wait I’VE seen this movie before
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https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-of-the-killer-tomatoes
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Hopefully, the Butterlettuce and Cucumber Flues come out at the same time, so if we’re sick, at least we’re healthy.
We have all been victims of the Bullshit Flu.
I have several thousand doses of a medication long proven to cure the insidious and deadly tyranniflu, stop it right in its tracks. I can even accurately administer some of those doses remotely from as far away as 800 yards.
Nowa howa da Fuck am I Gonna eata My Fuckin a Pata ona da SunaDay!
^^^^ PASTA ^^^^
Hey!
Disa Fuckina Computa No Lika Italiani Peoples!
@Kcir
Hey KCIR, we luv ya.
Q: How to tell an Italian Airliner at the airport?
A: It’s the one with hair under its wings.
Does that work for French airlines as well?
Buktu,
Good one.
Anything monstrous can come out of India since, like China, is one of the most polluted filthiest nations in the world. An example is over 4,000 bottles of air freshener spray infused with essential oil made in India and peddled by Better Homes and Gardens were recalled a few months back due to dangerous bacteria lurking in the stuff; fabrics and merchandise made in and exported by India to the US often are mildewed and foul-smelling; India and China’s exported food are often toxic with few health and manufactufing regulations installed.
Used to be known as sunburn?
They need to ketchup with this before it gets out of hand.