Happy Halloweenie
A woman who claims she joined the mile high club with a ghost – one of 15 she claims to have slept with – says she is now settling down with a poltergeist.
Amethyst Realm also now claims to have heard the ghoul’s voice for the first time – after he proposed to her.
After a nine-month relationship she says her alternative lover asked her to marry him during a romantic break last weekend.
Amethyst explained how he didn’t go down on one knee – as he doesn’t have any!
Taking a trip to the Wookey Hole caves in Somerset, she says she finally heard his voice as he popped the question.
Speaking of the big proposal, Amethyst, from Bristol, said: “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak.
“I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
She said ‘yes’ and says she has left him to decide what kind of ring she gets – although she’s hoping for an amethyst stone.
Amethyst is planning a countryside wedding and says they are set on a ‘handfasting’ ceremony, where their hands will be tied together symbolising their connection.
She predicts it will be a big affair but says they haven’t agreed the details yet.
ht/ Charlie Walks on Water
Looking forward to the debut of Amethyst’s and the kneeless phantom’s future children, Topaz, Jade, Moonstone and Lapis lazuli.
Good lord. There’s medication and therapy for what ails her.
I wonder if she was banging Beetle Juice since he’s the Ghost with the Most?
I guy would be well advised to not get involved with this one. She might be nuts.
The media, in interviews is actually treating her as normal. Sheesh.
Ooppss… She got her signals all mixed up. That was actually me eye f*cking her. Now I’m thinking ana-…..
Look in the box
It’s not a Finger
It’s a Leg!
Knock 3 boots. . . and I ended up here
As long as it’s not a Pelosigeist…
So what we have is a bunch of people who call the faithful fools for believing in God, but they have sex with ghosts and that’s real.
Stairway to Heaven.
Highway to Hell.
So Casper finally got him some?
So, what letter covers this type of union? I kinda got lost after LGTQIAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:”?1234567890-=[]\;’,./
That ain’t humorous to me.
Demomic conjuring ain’t nothin’ to play with.
there’s a pill for that
or, at least I hope there is
“Pelosigeist”, Loco? I wonder if BFH could make a graphic for that?
Anyone want to bet on how many cats she has living with her?
If he has a pecker, why can’t he have a knee.
Things that bump uglies in the night.
I’m just here for the “Wookey Hole”
…..as is barack.
Her haywire came loose.
Caspar the Freaky Ghost
Words fail me… 😮
Sex with ghosts?? Too bad for Clinton and myriad other allegedly male (d)s that they didn’t think of that. And by ALL means, that qualifies Ms. Realm for nomination to high political office as a (d) candidate!
wel ……. I had sex with ghosts ………. or, at lelest, woemen whoo weren’t there ..
i bet their sex was fa-boooooo-lous
heh Happy Hollow – Weinie
Not letting me TU all you funny clowns. LOL on your comments
schizophrenia, it’s a hell of a disease!
Gary Larson’s take:
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in a few months, she’ll be asking for welfare payments and better housing for all the kids.
Loo Loo!
Amethyst Realm?
Was Purple Province already taken?
Caspar must have used Super Extreme Viagra to get his nebulous member to stand up at attention.
Banged by 15 different ghost? Crazy slut! Stay away from this one.