Top 10 Reasons Why David Letterman Looks This Way Thursday, 24 March 2016, 11:45 MJA Uncategorized 41 10. ——– Via Fire Andrea Mitchell
I can’t stand that guy. I was hoping Oliver Reed would beat his ass to death with a snifter… but it didn’t happen.
10 – Now that Dave’s not working, he’s not burning all those calories banging interns so his waist is growing
He bought some of Newman’s bunion stories from Kramer, and he’s turning them into an off Broadway play.
Going back to his roots as a weatherman and is waiting for Willard Scott to die next week. Oh wait, Willard’s retired already.
Looks like someone forgot to renew his Dorian Gray !
He’s an asshole.
I once delivered Chinese food to his house and he gave me exact change.
Macy’s is going for the psychotic Santa look?…
The S. Claus in his retirement contract.
He’s gone full pedophilia.
Interns are too old now.
Number 7… Radiation Poisining….
I can’t stand that guy. I was hoping Oliver Reed would beat his ass to death with a snifter… but it didn’t happen.
Likely Bush’s fault.
Asshole blamed him for everything else.
This is how he always looks. He doesn’t have hair and makeup artists anymore.
He dosen’t have access to the fake head anymore!
Unspewed Leftist garbage is piling up in his head.
Michael Moore’s doppelganger
90 is the new 70.
Or? 70 is the new 90
Late Night is now the four o’clock early bird dinner.
he was awesome back in the 90s, in my opinion.
He throws rocks in everybody’s windows now.
10 – Now that Dave’s not working, he’s not burning all those calories banging interns so his waist is growing
He just got a major endorsement deal from Depends.
Starting a new show – Are You Smarter Than An Octogenarian?
9. If Bill Clinton looks this way and he still gets laid….
Starring in a new reality show – Survivor Del Boca Vista.
8. He couldn’t get those headphones up his ass.
He bought some of Newman’s bunion stories from Kramer, and he’s turning them into an off Broadway play.
When he goes shopping, he gets to roll the cart home, no questions asked.
He wants to be one of Bernie Sanders’ senior advisors.
He donated his dentures to a celebrity auction.
Dave seems to be lacking his wedding ring.
#6 – He wanted to copy Kelsey Grammers sexy look.
he’s an asshole, that’s why he looks that way
Polonium
He looks that way because he’s rich, doesn’t work, and doesn’t give a damn.
He is his own “stupid human trick.”
His latest gig is introducing Monty Python….”It’s”
Looks about right. No hair on the head, but lots around the ball sack.
#2 The look of someone getting ready to release their 250,000 page Manifesto
And blow up a Goodwill.
Favorite saying is: BALLS TATE GOOD
#7, consumed by the precious
Going back to his roots as a weatherman and is waiting for Willard Scott to die next week. Oh wait, Willard’s retired already.
His 1st few years were good, I’ll give him that. Everything else blew.
He moved to Montana so I don’t have to see/hear him anymore.