And now for the reset you’ve actually been looking for.
Why would anyone vote for a drunk? Boggles the mind.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant with a bar and tell the Bartender:
“Gimme a Stoli with a twist”
The Chinese Bartender looks up at the ceiling for a moment thinking about it, then looks back at the man and sez: “Ahh won upon a time there were three bear”
the better punchlines take a second….
I’ve had hangovers in my life, but the absolute worst (no pun intended) was in college when we downed a fifth of dark eyes vodka. We were mixing screwdrivers and my bastard friends were secretly making mine extra strong.
Hey, speaking of Wadka, I head that if you run cheap crap vodka through a brita filter two or 3 times it becomes indistinguishable from the good stuff.
Stoli-ed the election?
She now uses vodka suppositories.
As Popsicles??
And now for the reset you’ve actually been looking for.
Why would anyone vote for a drunk? Boggles the mind.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant with a bar and tell the Bartender:
“Gimme a Stoli with a twist”
The Chinese Bartender looks up at the ceiling for a moment thinking about it, then looks back at the man and sez: “Ahh won upon a time there were three bear”
the better punchlines take a second….
I’ve had hangovers in my life, but the absolute worst (no pun intended) was in college when we downed a fifth of dark eyes vodka. We were mixing screwdrivers and my bastard friends were secretly making mine extra strong.
Hey, speaking of Wadka, I head that if you run cheap crap vodka through a brita filter two or 3 times it becomes indistinguishable from the good stuff.
here is what I’m talking about https://youtu.be/TnNxKcnSmL8
Won’t it taste a little brita…
Dunno! I don’t drink maybe but a couple times a year socially on business trips but someone here should try it and report back.
dean wormer said “drunk and stupid is no way to go through life”.
I bet hillary has watched that movie lots of times and yet she failed to head such sage advice.
After a few healthy belts of Stolichnaya Elit, Hillary invaded Huma.
So Crimea river why doncha.