Joe Biden was killed tonight while horsing around with his grandchildren. A wet road, plastic tires and an unexpected and unusual explosion ended the veep’s life.
RIP
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I heard when Barack was informed of the tragedy he belched and grab a 9 iron…
Does this mean Reggie Love will be our new VP?
He should have know better to not eat Mooches bean salad. Poor bastard.
OMG! Did the pink Barbie Corvette survive!
He already had a concussion from kicking himself in the head the day before.
Was that really a Volt? After all, it went bloowee when it hit water.
Can Hillary account for her movements during this time period?
(“Back and to the left…”)
I’m sure he didn’t spill any bong water over it.
He should have put those tires “back in chains”…
No change really, Joe Biden has been brain dead for years…..
I can sum it up in three letters…D E A D
Joe, Joe, Joe of the bungle,
Schmuck to you and me.
Joe, Joe, Joe is a-rumblin’,
Watch out for that tree!
At least he died stupid. Er, I mean happy.
Whenever I see Biden I always think of that part of the theme song from Petticoat Junction: “Here comes uncle Joe and he’s movin’ kind of slow at the Junction (White House)….”
Radar love Joe. May he rest in pieces.
His body just caught up with his brain.
Thanks for all the kind words, folks!
I’ve demolated my hole life to serving the pubic, an it’s kinda nice to no that i’se been appresiated.
That looks like a scene from
“Back To The Future” played
in reverse.
🙂