Senators stand up for potatoes as a vegetable amid reports of USDA change.
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this is what we pay government employees to spend their time on…?? is it any wonder why Americans have such little respect for government employees… dumb asses…
Well now, there’s a group within a department that has continuously proven its uselessness. Fire them all.
Attack every food with every weapon until the unwanted masses starve.
Look for more and worse very soon.
There are two food groups: Food that can run away, and food that cannot. I find both groups delicious.
Taters were meant to be shove up tailpipes.
Hmmmmmmmm, I’ll betcha I know where else they’ll fit…
It’s been obvious since the last Presidential election that our elected officials will do everything in their power to defend potatoes/vegetables. They’ll even put you in jail and deny you legal process if you disagree.
Don’t these people have anything better to do?
Great, next thing you know we’ll have the attack of the killer trans spuds. Harry, one of my roommates years ago stuck a spud up the tailpipe of a very obnoxious neighbor who would early every morning run and gun his hotrod loudly and wake the whole neighborhood up. Well after that spud exploded and blew his muffler to hell that ended that. The neighbor never found who did it.
Thay there Patrick, I think I just figured out how to keep the opening from closing up!
Ohhhhh your thilly thavage you!
My roommate also had his own hotrod, a 68 Pontiac GTO (Goat) with a four- speed tranny. It was a really cool car, and he wasn’t an asshole like our neighbor was. I rode in it with him many a time, the last time I talked to him he still wishes he would’ve kept that GTO.
Now stand up for bugs as pests.
If the govt can argue that ketchup is a vegetable, then I can argue that a potato is a butt plug, and if they don’t believe me, I’ll invite them to self-demonstrate.
Subterranean grains … what will they think of, (i.e. make up,) next?
Fuck them with a Joe Biden, (i.e. vegetable.)
Samwise Gamgee hardest hit.
Well, we should allow that we’ve had a Joetato thinking he was POTUS for over three years now, when in fact he aspires to be POTATUS.
we had the 4 food groups–easy
but my kids got a complex “Food pyramid”
that was 30 yrs. ago and it was ridiculous then!
I try to buy organic but can’t always afford it!
eg, regular pot roasts and steaks