Epoch Times: […] He was taken to the hospital last month to finally get rid of some of the growths, which weigh at least 11 pounds. They first began appearing 10 years ago.
Bajandar is suffering from the extremely rare genetic condition called Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, more more simply known as the “Tree Man” disease. The disease is caused by a defect in the immune system. MORE
So….is that what happens when someone has sex with a knothole in a tree?
I know it leads to hairy palms, but obviously he didn’t stop there!
“I…….am an Ent!…..and stop sticking your dick in there!”
The Mets need a catcher?…
It’s GROOT! I found GROOT!! Hey everybody……………
Woody married his sweetheart Willow.
His bark is worse than his bite, but ask him to leave anyway.
Unless those have blood flow through them, I see nothing a good Dremmel couldn’t fix.
Holy WTF !!! Have they found the “root” of his problem yet?
Do you think his hair drops off every fall?
I’m surprised that 0bama hasn’t given him citizenship and 0bamacare. We need more people like him, right!
That poor bastard
He looks like he wasn’t paying attention in Prof McGonagall’s first year class at Hogwarts, and said a spell incorrectly.
I wonder how he wipes himself.
(Yeah, I know, but it was the first thing I thought of. Don’t pretend you’re not wondering, too.)
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He’s got a kid!
Must have a permanent woody.
Looks like I might have to lay off my green drinks.
“Is that Palmolive?”
“You’re soaking in it!”
Looks like any guy can get a wife in that country.