AngryPatriot: While it is unlikely this scenario would play out in the current political arena, you have to admit, the person that wrote this joke had Hillary dead to rights.
Imagine, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything lse?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.” … More
h/t Jacque
You forgot the best part. After all that he kicks the stool out from under her and she falls and breaks her hip.
… & she left out selling 20% of the US’s uranium to Russia for Clinton Crime Syndicate contributions, Travelgate, Saul Alinsky thesis, insulting a black congressman during her graduation speech, being named after Sir Edmond Hillary, landing under sniper fire, swearing to the families of the victims of Benghazi that she would hunt down & bring to justice the perpetrators of victims deaths
… oh, & the real father of Chelsea
Speaking in a fake Southern accent to black people in their church.
When she got fired from the Nixon investigation for unethical behavior.
A wonderful compilation of fuck-ups. Thanks
You mean backing dictator Zelaya in Honduras even though he illegally took office and was also legally impeached from office?
I know everybody wants her jailed.
Look at it like this, the prisons are the colleges for criminals.
Personally I think keeping the de facto professor of geopolitical crime out of the classroom is a good idea.
She has become Baby Jane Hudson, tormented by her delusions of grandeur, past and future.
Trump gets up to go to the restroom while hillary babbles on, he comes back and somebody has shoved a pool stick in one ear and out the other.
Paramedics come, each grab an end of the pool stick and they cart her demented ass off to the nuthouse morgue.
Happier ending.