Try it with clam dip

63 Comments on Try it with clam dip

1. Frito-Lay is dead to me.

   Holla at yo boy:
   http://www.fritolay.com/contact.htm

2. The paint chip eaters will feel right at home. I’ve been on the fence with Doritos for some time now since I like eating them, but they are a Pepsi company. I stopped eating them about a year ago and have just recently found it difficult to pass them up while wandering thru the store. No more.. I won’t have any more second thoughts.

   May red 5, orange 8, yellow 7, green 14, blue 10, violet 19 leak violently from their assholes so it can be licked right up.

3. Can I get some Confederate Flag Pork Rinds?

4. They may need to change the triangle emblem into something perhaps more, um, starfishy…

5. no more fritofag chips for me I will find a new local brand

6. insert Norm MacDonald Video here:

7. Those are called Tostitos Scoops!

8. Funny. I would’ve thought that Doritos would come out with an illegal alien chip first.

9. This is part of a new product roll out:
   Doritos Dingleberries

10. You mean like the faggy mexican living above you?

11. how far we have fallen mighty FritoLay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LacJDdhhiRY

12. Frito-Gay rainbow buffalo chips.

13. That is bizarrely nasty!

14. I bet they’re delicious. I hear Planned Parenthood has some great dip recipes.

15. Doritos, now in sperm flavor.

16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3M14iWyn8

17. Looks like an inviting target for vandalism. Those gas-inflated bags are not uncrushable, along with their contents. I would avoid them if for no other reason.

18. What zonga said.

19. Celeb endorsements by the Teletubbies coming soon…….

20. They could just bring back an old commercial with a small change. Now he’s the Frito butt Bandito.

21. Yum, home made pork rinds.
    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/home-made-pork-rinds-recipe.html#!

    I buy the bagged kind at the dollar store and smash them up for a low carb substitute for bread crumbs. They are also good for keeping the Mooslimes away.

22. Oh noes!

23. Nothing is safe from libtard pandering shit stains.

24. Send those queers to Syria, then tell me how much better it gets.

25. And boy howdy did I comment, first on their Homo Doritos and then on their topic of “How do I avoid pork enzymes in my snacks.”

26. Straight people, ban the hell out of Frito lays products and hit them where it hurts!

27. WHY are these corporations so stupid, taking sides on issues that will automatically piss off at least SOME of their customers? Do they really expect that much of a bump in business for this, long term? Do they not understand that when you’ve lost customers, you’ve lost them FOREVER?

28. So Doritos are laced with AIDS now?

29. I thought “Taste the Rainbow” was taken.

    On the other hand, these probably just taste fruity.

30. Am I going to get sued for refusing to eat these chips, on religious grounds?

31. I thought you were going to post this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkr3GureeA

32. If the clam dip isn’t to your taste, I hear Frito-Lay is going to complement their Rainbows with the appropriate Red¹ and Brown² dips.

    1. see Trump portrait
    2. see Santorum dirty trick

    …and if you don’t recognize the references, good for you and try to avoid the temptation to click.

    I told you avoid temptation!

33. Adios Doritos ….My wish is to see that your only consumers are your those that you wish to put on a rainbow pedestal.

34. The rump rangers will be farting rainbows in the hot tub.

35. No doubt a 29yr old genius with an MBA figured out that agenda-driven marketing that may appeal to 1% while pissing off 30% is somehow a competitive advantage…
    Go figger!!

36. The proceeds go to the It Gets Better Foundation headed by Dan Savage, one of the vilest, nastiest and most disgusting human beings on the planet.

    He also has a new tv show mocking Christianity coming on NBC. I guess you can eat your doritos while having the homo agenda shoved down your throat (or up your butt as the case may be).

    I’d starve before I’d eat another dorito. Seriously

37. You’ll be able to tell if you have AIDS. The first symptom is a severe pounding in the ass.

38. I guess I should probably quit going to Taco Hell as well. Taco Hell, KFC etc. are all owned by PepsiCo. We need to declare a Doritos boycott and hit em in their bottom line. Besides I never liked Pepsi and especially diet Pepsi in the first place, I prefer RC when I drink cola. And Mountain Dew I need to quit buying as well.

39. “Common Core”nhole Math!

40. Found that my nearby ALDI store
    sells their own brand of corn chips
    that are just as good for about 1/3 of
    the Doritos price.
    And they taste a helluva lot better
    without the PC slime.

41. Do they taste like fruit loops?

42. My chips need to be BURNT SIENNA

43. What next? I’ll tell you what’s next…

    Individually wrapped Snickers Chocolate Starfish with nougat topped with caramel and
    nuts?

44. You have to donate $10 to get a bag, they aren’t for sale in the store.

    Not defending them, but brands have to be inclusive in order to be brands these days. Doritos and other chip brands today are able to quickly change their product to suit promotions, contests or sibling brands at little cost. Since this is a limited gay interest release that I will never be forced to look at in store whether I buy Doritos or not, I wouldn’t boycott the brand just yet.

    It’s at best an accounting and marketing gimmick designed to placate goofs and gain more exposure. I also bet the brand employs a lot of people, these type of promotions are loved by HR folks.

45. When you buy the Rainbow Chips don’t forget to pick up a jar of Doritos New Go-Fuck-Yourself,-The-99%-Of-You-Who-Are-Normal Customers Salsa!

46. they taste like ass…

47. Also, don’t forget to get a 7″ Up…

48. Clam dip?….this is the type of humor my father would have busted a gut laughing at. (As a little kid) I would have said “I don’t get it”
    Now I get it….

49. If you want to avoid being asked the inevitable question, “How do you know what ass tastes like?” then you might consider adding one simple word to that…

    They taste like ass smells.

50. I know about the green ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA-hamZ0

51. That’s sound advice.

52. Haven’t you ever had one of ‘those’ girlfriends Uncle Al?
    Freaks like it…or so I am told… 🙂

53. I bet they taste like male ass and other unsavory parts. Pandering to a tiny, deviant, perverted group only works if you don’t piss off everyone else in the process.

    Congratulations Fritos, I will never buy your products again.

54. We should pity Dan Savage. His eternal fate is sealed if he does not repent from his perversity. There will be no homosexuals in heaven. God will not be mocked forever. God has the last and ultimate final word.

55. The queer hijack of the rainbow symbol is a desecration of God’s covenant with Noah and his descendants. Somewhere in the back of their corrupted minds they must know that they will pay dearly for this one day.

56. Glad I don’t have to give up anything, quit with Frito-Lay years ago, if I don’t make my own the $2 a bag chips taste just fine.
    They come in two colours, white corn and yellow corn.

57. Dr Pepper, even the diet is good, the diet cherry is awesome.

58. I have had way too many microbiology classes to go there.

59. Their marketing research utilized principles of Common Core math.

60. There’s Taco Viva and Popeye’s Chicken as well as Coke and RC Cola.

61. I quit eating them a while back. All flavors are way too salty.
    They’re like eating seasoned glass shards.

62. Aww yeah. Memories. Thanks for posting.
    Never saw that TANG commercial but I did see the Nipsey Russell takeoff on it:

    ” PruneTang. PruneTang for breakfast.
    ‘Honey how ’bout some nice orange juice for breakfast?’
    ‘Naw, baby, you gonna get some o’ dat PruneTang.'”

63. Turns out that ersatz indian guy was Italian.