The Guardian’s headline “Turd Reich” is meant to be a shot at the “patriot prayer group,” but unwittingly they’ve perfectly labeled the “heroes” in their story.
When a group of far-right activists come to San Francisco to hold a rally this Saturday, they will be met by peace activists offering them flowers to wear in their hair.
Also, dog $hit. Lots and lots of dog $hit.
Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.
“I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,” Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers, and trying to think of the best way to respond to rightwing extremists in the wake of Charlottesville. “It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”
Tuffington, a 45-year-old artist and designer, created a Facebook event page based on the concept, and the dog owners of San Francisco responded in droves. Many have declared their intention to stockpile their $hitpiles for days in advance, then deliver them in bags for the site. (The group is also planning to reconvene on Sunday to “clean up the mess and hug each other”.)
ht/ Shazzam
Only an idiot would go to San Fran Fairy Land and not expect a bunch of shit.
Well no rally boys and gals so are the Regressives going to clean up their minefields now? I doubt it since I doubt they had any intention to clean it up on Sunday anyhow.
Did all that shit for nothing. LOL.
Well, I’ll be darned. They can get their shit together.
I hope it rains. Get the shit really soaked in there and stinkin’. lol
Moonbats are such filthy creatures.
Just let me know when the first lib slips on a pile and splits their stupid head open.
“It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”
This is the mindset of people who will slash your tires or key your paint job. In a word, cowards.
Tuffy Tuffington? Seriously?? Hahahahahahahaha!!!
I read the organizer pussied-out and asked everyone NOT to attend.
Typical fearful monkeys, screeching, making penile displays, and flinging crap at people.
Lowell, exactly. Passive aggressive little shits.
Wow! A public park… In San Francisco… With lots of “hugging”… And “poop packing”… Color me SHOCKED! (At least not white, so there’s that.)
But we are supposed to correct I S I S with love.
Ah, but just let yer dog shit just once in a Liberal’s yard and see whut they say!!
I knew the left was full of shit.
Oh, I bet it wasn’t all dog poop. This is the kind of pranking 12 year old boys get up to. Pranking not civil disobedience.
Why go to all the trouble collecting dog squeeze when the streets are already filled with deposits from the throngs of homeless {urban campers}.
they can organize a shit-in, but they can’t organize to keep their own neighborhoods clean and violence free. Go help Oakland. lol. Yeaaah I thought not.
Perfect metaphor for everything the Left does
Of course the fudge-packing Tuffy had an epiphany involving packing fudge to the beach. The SF sodomites are obsessed with scat.
I would imagine that Frisco has some pretty stringent laws regarding owners policing up thier pets crap. I’d stand just outside the park with around 25 people loosly around and when the first few start laying out the crap get them on cam then start calling the police and complaining. Call again and again with different people and complain about the smell, the inability to use the public park and the health risks from this. Then call the news desks and offer to send them the video. Then post the video making sure that faces can be seen.
Oh, they forgt some of Tuffys bio. It should read:
“Tuffington, a 45-year-old artist and designer and really, really gay”.
Turdy Turdington
Everywhere liberals go, they leave chaos and a mess in their wake.
No rally so these asses have simply shit up where they play and live. Typical. They never clean up their own messes. That’s what they want illegal aliens in the US to do.
@MJA. Sadly that shit was going to do double duty for the SF progs…(something tells me it was not going to be all dog shit) #1. They could scare away the Christains with it and #2. And then the progs were all going to roll naked in it afterwards….
These Lib’s Are Giving Dogs a Bad Name !
Why Not Innundate S.F Animal Control, And The Police With Complaint Calls The Day Before And Morning Of !
They Could Throw a Party With Lots o Lights and Music, To Keep A Police Presence all Night … Call It ” Light Up The Liberals ” !
And all they wanted was a park full of felchers hanging out.
Oh well.