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Turned On Toobin Dropped Out– Jeffrey Toobin Suspended From the New Yorker For Exposing His Genitals

Monday, 19 October 2020, 16:40 BFH Uncategorized 60

WTH?

CTH-

CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.

Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.

The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:

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60 Comments on Turned On Toobin Dropped Out– Jeffrey Toobin Suspended From the New Yorker For Exposing His Genitals

  2. “I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
    Holy Crap!
    Anyone who would do this during a conference call should be fired regardless if they thought anyone could see or hear.
    That guy is f’d up in the head.
    (Oh yeah – he’s a libtard. That’s a given…)

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  3. I think a little more explanation is required. ‘Displayed’ as in whipped it out? Or as in the toilet was in view of the camera? Not seeing any more info on that. Stupid regardless, but a rather huge difference between intending to pee and, well, pretty much anything else.

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  4. Isn’t this considered ‘Acceptable’ behavior for the libs?? Or, was he supposed to have his penis out with a child in the room for it to be acceptable?

    Left Coast….”Whipped it out”!! OMG I haven’t heard that in a long time!!

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  10. @Jerry Manderin
    Carlos Danger surely must be incensed by this. He should of thought going live instead of hoarding his pics on his phone. He could have been the #zoomdick king. 2020 the year that just keeps on giving. We’ll have to add that hashtag to the new Bingo card.

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  11. The democrat party is a magnet for perverts, losers, criminals, pathetic narcissists and crooked politicians.

    It’s that simple. Toobin fit right in. Imagine who else at his former workplace shares Toobin’s perversions.

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  17. Because every woman is aroused by the weenie wag. Just ask the Weiner.

    Quite frank lee. I said ‘frank’. Tee hee.

    Rodney Dangerfield covered this topic years ago. The worst part about oral sex? The view.

    Now. Women’s breasts? I could look at those all day.
    Within reason.

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  18. Funny how the Lock Down that Liberals endorse seems to be driving them to madness more than conservatives.

    Plus he is an irritating man cuckold who looks like Rachel Madcow’s older stupider brother.

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  24. @JM.

    I’m holding out for Stacy Abrams. I really really really want to see her naked.

    No. Nancy Pelosi. No. Rosa DiLauro. No. Hillary Clinton.

    Wait. Is Barbara Mikulski still alive?

    Can I get back to you? I am extremely attracted to hideously ugly leftist women.

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  27. @ Left Coast Dan

    Yeah! We need more details.

    Did he grab it by the base and swing it around really fast like a lasso the way I do when my wife talks on the phone to her Socialist sister?

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  28. @Left Coast Dan (at 4:45 pm): The Vice article indicates that he was masturbating.

    (Rumor has it that at first they weren’t going to suspend him, but then they found out that he was also holding a picture of Melania Trump.)

    😉

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  30. My guess is that he was busy watching porn while on the ZOOM meeting and…

    I thought that once upon a time liberal women were against this kind of thing because it encouraged men at work to have a difficult time relating to them in a manner other than as just coworkers.

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  34. This is the update from Josh Caplan of Vice:

    “This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.”

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  37. So he was merely suspended from his gigs? That’s it?

    In another time, not so long ago, he would have:

    1) Been immediately fired, with no benefits or severance package.

    2) Lost his law license and banned from the practice of law, forever.

    3) Been hauled into court and told to leave his residence, or had his children removed from the home by the state, with an order that any visits with them be under supervision.

    Instead, he gets a paid vacation, which is pretty much an indicator of the character of his higher-ups.

    And you just know that this jagoff was probably the toast of the town on the literary/media cocktail circuit in New York or wherever he lives, looking down his nose at regular people because he’s one of their “betters”.

    Sick freak. What’s the difference between him and some flasher hiding in the shadows with nothing on under his trench coat?

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  43. …I don’t know too much about Zoom. Would this like the Brady Bunch title where they all have their heads on display, if Peter suddenly rolled his eyes up and started bopping his bologna?

    …and do they know who he was looking at while he was doing it?

    And was that person pleased, or horrified?

    …so much deviance, every damn one of them is a psycho pervert, must be a job requirement or something…

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  44. These past few weeks sure have been entertaining. From Humper’s videos/laptop, to Toobins penis zoom, what’s next? This is how the liberals roll, they are Godless, immoral, and corrupt. I say the same for anyone who votes for them.

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  45. “I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.”

    …and that would have made spanking his monkey while on a conference call just A-Ok, huh?

    …and he stipulated “Video”.

    Does that mean he wanted to be HEARD?

    Wouldn’t that be like the worst obscene phone call EVER?

    https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/341255-and-then-im-going-to-take-off-your-dress-and-then-im-going-to-take-off-your-bra-and-then-i

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  51. From the article Nunyo linked above, the participants in the zoom call were: Jane Mayer. Evan Osnos, Jelani Cobb, Masha Gessen, Andrew Marantz, Sue Halpern, Dexter Filkins, and a handful of other producers from the New Yorker and WNYC.

    What a tosser.

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  58. This is the evil of modern technology.
    I could get a bj from Lucy under my wheelchair blanket at the same time I was reading my latest Fireside Chat script live on the air.

    JFK and Bill Clinton proudly carried on the tradition in the Oral Office.

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