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Twas the Night Before the Inauguration

Thursday, 19 January 2017, 15:00 BFH Uncategorized 29

Twas the night before Inauguration and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
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The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
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And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism and such,
And they made up good stories . . But didn’t know much.
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The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
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Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
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So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protesters and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
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Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protesters will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
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And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
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I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
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I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
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He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
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His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
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He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
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The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
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“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
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The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
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Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
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29 Comments on Twas the Night Before the Inauguration

  4. Come on GSA, time is running out to get the White completely fumigated before noon on the 20th! Get that fat ass Mooch out of the way and spray away, please! We don’t want the incoming family to get sick right out of the chute! There is too much critical stuff that needs to be done immediately on the stroke of 12 noon!

  17. Post this, BFH — It was once posted at Am Digest years ago. Now it rings even truer than before. I cant figure out how to contact you conventionally so I’ll have to resort to this

    OBAMANDIUS

    I met a blogger from a Beltway Land who said,
    Two cracked and polished screens of glass
    Lie in a Rose Garden. Near them, in an Oval Office
    Half stunned, a stuttering Redeemer sits whose lies
    And upturned nose and sneer of cold disdain
    Tell that this Messiah ill this nation’s spirit read
    That yet survives, stampd in time honored things
    The hands that prayed to her for the sons that bled
    And on the prompter these words inscribed
    “My name is Obymandias, Bringer of Change
    Look upon my -Bots, ye Righties, and despair
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal Self, unbounded and malign
    The vain and empty dream didst fade away

  20. Before things get started Trump should tell everyone to turn their cell phone cameras to the ‘movie’ setting and do a couple 360s. Great way to get photos of everyone there. Will make bad actors think twice knowing they’ve just been filmed by half a dozen witnesses.

  26. I can hear my liberal neighbors upstairs throwing themselves on the floor and biting the carpet every time Trump is on television.

    Poor uncle-Toms. An unrepentent pro-American white male is in power, and not whipping himself in shame for slavery. Better get used to being proud of your race and country again for at least 4 years, you self-hating losers!

    MAGA!

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