Funny how everyone gets it, and everyone thinks it’s a sign of something bad.
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Yes, Kyle, you’re going to die.
But probably not until you are quite old, and almost certainly not for any cause remotely connected to your twitching eyelid.
Okay, I’m going to take a guess. Chief Inspector Dreyfuss whenever he was being driven crazy by Inspector Clouseau. Also known as “eyelid myokymia”. And, yes, it can be caused by abnormal stress.
Am I in the ball park?
Yes, Kyle, you’re going to die.
When your eyelid(s) stops twitching and stay closed you are dead so I would take that twitching any day, every day for the rest of my life.;)
@Kyle
There is a website called Twitchy. You might find the answer there.
Caffeine can cause this…not a big deal.
“My eyes have not twitched nor blinked for three days.”
– Dead Guy
“I’m going to die?”
“Fates, we will know your pleasures:
That we shall die, we know; ’tis but the time
And drawing days out, that men stand upon.”
Stirrin the FJB Pot,
You are 100% accurate.
Years ago I developed that twitch when I joined the family business, bought a house & got married all at once.
It took 2 years to go away.
The Family business was BY FAR the single biggest Stresser in my life. (still is)
Cheers.
“I’m going to die?”
Yes. In YOUR case, probably more than once.
“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”
Ask Spock.
First question, how many coffid jabs have you taken – that will determine my answer.
Unless it is a Pink Panther reference, I don’t get it, and I don’t know who Kyle is. I’ll go out on a limb and guess it’s vax-related?
It means that you’re gonna get laid.
Thinks he’s got it bad with twitching.
Everytime I shut my eyes I go blind.
Quit Googling WebMD
I expect we’ll now be seeing ads such as “What Your Dying Liver Is Trying To Tell You When Your Eyelid Twitches”
I’m not saying you’re going to die, Kyle, but I wouldn’t buy any green bananas.
You have Gay Eye.
The guy either has an allergy, or ‘dry eye’ – or both.
Watch: tomorrow he get his by a bus and killed.
When women have the eye-twitch, it’s a sign they are losing their mammaries.
I read that somewhere.