My contributions-
“Maybe I’ll return, maybe I won’t.” – Gen. MacArthur
“Ask not what your country can do for you, just give us your money already.” JFK
” Did I not tell you we were going to need a bigger boat?” – Brody
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Isn’t my life short enough without you boring me to death? — Nietzsche
Nietzsche’s tombstone: “See, I told you I was sick!”
Heeeere’s Johnny! Oh come on… Lemme in! Hello? Hellooo?!
I came…I saw…I had a nap with my kitten…”Caeser…Julius”
I’m Batman, damn it!
“Go ahead….make my….pastrami and rye”….Clint Eastwood
An asshole a day is not enough if the doctor is gay.
edit: sorry, I was staring to nod off, that was pretty stupid. wake up now. Whiny.
Beetlejuice, I said, Beetlejuice, are you listening to me?, Beetlejuice. Geez!
Try to be a rainbow….and you’ll be labeled a gaybo.
Maya Angelou
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, but if he does I will be SO PISSED!
“If I only had a brain”…Obama…scarecrow redux…
“Hold the pickels, hold the lettuce, special orders…will piss us off!! (Then you better check your sammich)
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. But you still have to get up early, so that kinda sucks.
You cannot open a book without learning something, you dumbass.
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor,…silly”
(((((TODAY)))))….((((((today))))))….(((((today)))))….I’m the luckiest man in Plaid pants….Lou Gehrig…..
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it never returns, she was a whore anyway.
Everyone goes a little mad sometimes.
-Norman Bates, Psycho
Whiney Psycho:
Everyone goes a little mad sometimes and it makes my butt hurt so bad ’cause it’s mean.
“Maybe we can…but probably not.” Some half white Prog.
“Quoth the Raven, nevermore….or at least until he calls me back”
You’ll have to read it first to see what a royal screwing you’re going to get!
Fancy Nancy
Fasten your seat belts it’s gonna’ be a bumpy night.
Ooooooooowieeeeeeee!
I’ll be bareback.
The Terminator
“Wilson, Wilson! Oh there you are you silly little ball!”
“It takes a village to destroy my hard drive and server”… Hillary the bitch…
“I’m your biggest fan, Barack”
we’re off to see the Wizard…..uh, anybody got a map or GPS?
Spartans! Lay down your weapons!
“Come and get them…or if it’s better for you, we could bring them to you…actually, that’s probably best…we’ll just wrap them up so no one gets hurt with the pointy ends and be right there.”
Leonidas
“What difference does it make? I’ll do whatever I wish”.
Hilla…do you have to ask?
“Lafayette….I am Queer”….Charles Stanton
“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!”
Damn, you just can’t make some quotes whiney!
So, you think I’m lying? Prove it!
— George Washington
You can’t always get what you want.
WAAAAAAAAA!
I WANT IT. I WANT IT. I WANT IT.
“But, but, we have to PASS the bill to find out what’s in it!”
Wait, was I supposed to change the tone of the quote?
“We came, we saw, we shopped…”
Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father…it’s complicated, harsh words were spoken, feelings were hurt, actually, I, I was really, really hurt. This is going to be hard for you, but I’m here with a hug, Luke, I am your estranged father…please don’t hate me, I didn’t even know you were alive, Come here, together we can bring an end to this silly little tiff and bring sunshine to the galaxy.
Darth Vader
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
So….GTFOOH!
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on-and on and on and on and on…okay, never mind.”
Robert Frost
“Did you order the code red?!
No?…Um, OK then…”
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. I need a hug.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“Vini…Vidi…Ba Boom Cha Ca Laca”…..Julius Caeser
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans that fail.”
Allen Saunders
Get off my lawn…I just fertilized and it’ll ruin your shoes, come here, let’s wash those sneakers off…can I pour you a soda?
Walt Kowalski
“I have a bad feeling about this, but a lot you care.”
— Every Star Wars ever made
“Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…sister!”
“Everything you can imagine is real expensive.”
Pablo Picasso