KFI:The U.S. Postal Service announced Monday that people will soon be able to add the sweet scent of summer to their letters, party invites, and even bills when the Postal Service introduces their first ‘scratch-and-sniff’ Frozen Treats Forever stamps June 20th in Austin, Texas. more
SNIP: I hope they don’t put 0bama on a scratch n sniff stamp. The drug detection dogs will be pretty confused.
Way to go, losers.
I can’t wait to smell the “Call to Prayer” stamp…
Here. Smell my finger.
I’m holding out for the women of Congress series.
Maxine, Blabber Mouth Schultz, Rosa Di Lauro, Sheila Jackson Lee. 😷
PHenry,
The scratch an sniff women of Congress series, mothballs, dead fish, gin and shitty perfume?
For the life of me, I can’t figure out why they keep losing billions of dollars. Surely it’s not profligacy.
Just brilliant, find ever more ways to increase the cost of our postage so you can deliver mounds of advertisements and flyers to our box each day for free to merchants.
That MS-13 stamp smells like wet dog…
WHY?
The Reggie Jackson stamp will smell like a chocolate starfish.
Isn’t “scratch-and-sniff” part of Stormy Daniel’s job description?
Postal Service regs say a President has to be dead to get on a stamp or money. That goes for individuals, too.
Warning: Do not scratch ‘n’ sniff a future Obama stamp without wearing exam gloves.
Annnd… Be glad you don’t have to ‘lick’ stamps anymore.
Update: The USPS just announced that the newest issue will be “Stormy Daniels Used Underwear”.
I think there’s something rotten in the USPS and they want to share it.
Stamps? What are stamps?
La Barrie
From La Maison du Jacque Stroppe
For your sniffing pleasure……….
$10 for 20 stamps, which used to be only 60 cents for 20.
Only a Federal Postal employee could come up with such a hare-brained idea.
The Obama stamp will smell like Reggie’s balls.
Anon at 1
That’s because We the American People are subsidizing Jeffrey Preston Bezos and his mail fraud scheme. Bezos charges his customers full Postage Rates for every order in the books which then get cooked and his Prime friends get shipping paid for by ye and thee. The Standard friends pay full Amazon Rate which is still cheaper than the primest prime American Citizen can get third rate at the United States Post Office.
USPS just announced they are issuing a new commemorative stamp honoring prostitution.
The stamp will normally cost seventy-five cents, but if you want to lick it, it’s a dollar.
Smells like Failure
Second ounce is always a lot cheaper than the first ounce which now is 50 cents.
The average person at home doesn’t have the lower cost second and subsequent ounce postage so they often add the second (now 50 cents) stamp, overpaying the PO for those few extra sheets of paper in the envelope.