Courthouse News
The federal government and the United Auto Workers said Monday they have reached a settlement to reform the powerful union after corruption infected the very top of the historic organization, resulting in 15 criminal convictions.
“Today we are joining together to announce that the UAW, one of the largest and most prestigious unions in the world, now has a pathway to be free of corruption,” Eastern Michigan U.S. Attorney Matthew Schneider said at the start of a press conference in Detroit. More
Corrupt Government works with Corrupt Union to make sure the Corrupt Government gets a piece of the action.
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
*reformed*
BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAH!
*reformed by agreement with the DOJ!!!
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Cawnt…
Breetheeee….
(Passes out after laughing so hard it caused facts, creating a vacuum where no breathing was possible)
(laughs in Spanish because one language isn’t enough
Put obola in jail for his GM debacle and I might be impressed.
“…now has a pathway to be free of corruption”
…by which we mean there IS still corruption, but anyone seeing any is to IMMEDIATELY bring ALL evidence and eyewitness reports to the DOJ, so all the evidence can be professionally destroyed and the eyewitnesses grilled and investigated until they can be convicted of lying and sent to jail, so the UAW can then be said to not be corrupt, as far as anyone knows…
It’ll never be enforced with Joe ‘n The Ho coming in.
In other words, give us money (fines) and we’ll make this go away. (Til next time) Remember, every agent and government person involved belongs to a union.
As the saying goes, an bitterly ironic case of “The Pot calling the kettle black”.
Was Barr working for both sides there also?