Good going UCSB. We need more of this in order to combat ridiculousness on college campuses.
Fight idiocy with your own (faux) idiocy.
Here are excerpts from their list of demands:
-We as a compassionate student body have gathered to address the legacy of oppression against persons of Europe@n descent (PED) on campus. If these goals are not initiated within the next quarter, and completed by the second week of Winter Quarter, we will organize and respond by respectfully complaining.
-WE DEMAND the creation of an White Student Development Resource Center, to be named the Napoleon Bonaparte Resource Center, with a designated office space as well as safe space for hosting events, at a central campus location.
-WE DEMAND the hiring of two permanent full-time admissions staff members of non self-hating Europe@n descent and a series of enhanced recruitment strategies, with a budget of $300,371, to recruit students of Europe@n descent to UCSB.
-WE DEMAND that UCSB provide an additional stipend to campus police officers to patrol campus grounds and the Isla Vista community in an effort to more effectively discover and subsequently root out and punish any and all forms of speech that are deemed offensive to students of Europe@n descent, including but not limited to: “Cracker,” “Stupid white people”; “OMG, you are so white”; “Where are you from?”; “No, I mean like what part of Europe?”; “Wow, I bet you get sunburned really easily!”; “you wouldn’t understand because you’re white”; “don’t eat this; it’s too spicy for you”; “honky” (and any variants thereof); “Surrendering like a Frenchman!”; and so forth.
Saying any of the things listed above should merit immediate expulsion and arrest in order to effectively maintain a s@fe space.
-any future parties and other festivities at UCSB or in Isla Vista that have the following (non-exhaustive list of) themes that may further marginalize and trigger white identities and white-identified students: Charlie Sheen Theme; a France Theme; a Britain Theme; a St. Patrick’s Day Theme; an Irish Theme; a Scotla…
-WE DEMAND the creation and implementation of a mandatory White Cultural Competency Training and a Diversity Requirement, which all students and all faculty must go through to enter UCSB to foster a more diverse and inclusive environment.
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This idea is full of idiocy. Ignorance aside, Barry of Honolulu has done wonders for race relations — like set them back 40 years.
I was White before it was cool.
LOL. I had no idea I had so many rights.
Maybe I could have done something about the litigant in New York City Family Court who called me a “stupid white motherfucker” to my face.
Maybe there is a new young version of Charlie Manson out in Cali that can address these coward college administrators that agree with the absurdity of these black/brown student brats but coddled them and affirmed them for decades.
They should start on campus, hit the faculty lunch room, administration buildings, then ultimately end up in Jerry Browns office.
I think the movie I am thinking of is Magnum Force with Clint. The one where the motorcycle Cops take care of business and the fag mayor gets it in the end… or almost?? In the new version Jerry gets the moslime “head treatment”.
I love their list. Fantastic way to stick it to the man.
I went to a college that was quite conservative, even the frizzy haired tie-dyed hippies were conservative by today’s standards. We had Birkenstock wearing professors but they were not liberal arts or philosophy profs, they were physics and science profs. There was never even any hint of insanity like there is today.
Of course, this was “way back” in the 90s. And it is a private and purely technical STEM university.
They should demand proportional representation on all university athletic teams, too. Or demand that college teams be de-linked from the university system and merged with professional sports.
It’s about time whitey fought back. They will need a white defense league since the bolshies are manufacturing racial justice warriors like a soviet tank factory.
This is fantastic, and very well thought out and composed.
This jumped out at me: “non self-hating Europe@n descent”.
Great subtle dig there.
Maybe they could also demand the formation of a “NAAWP”, which would be heavily subsidized by the taxpayer.
Yay! Go, Whitey!!
“Romania is not on the protected list” she said huffily, then tossed back several shots of slivovitz.
This is a microaggression against olive skinned people.
Um, they forgot the phrase “Cheese eating surrender-monkey!” should be banned as well.
They should have included a demand for separate drinking fountains, “just to keep it real…”
To quote Elmer Fudd: “That’s Wascist”!
Yeah, I’m tired of being called a “Limey”
White is a color. Demand that all non whites stay out of designated Whit spaces and events. Reapect white space you racist minority assholes. Rub it in their entitled faces.
I loved the threat if demands are not met to “respectfully complain.” Brilliant satire mixed with reminders of why western civilization alone has led the way in individual freedom and prosperity.
The only safe space I need is civilization. I want western civilization back. Remember when we lived in a land so safe you didn’t even need to show ID to get into an airport?
I want western civilization back. That’s the only real safe space there is.
this should have been done in the 70s and maybe we’d actually been a Great Society
Priceless
Demand: White players on the starting 5 of the basketball team
Demand: White food section in the school cafeteria, especially serving White bread & White Castle burgers
Demand: Ivory soap for all White students
Demand: White Out for all White students
Demand: White Christmas shall occur every year, rain or shine
Demand: White frosting in the Oreo Cookie have equal rights
(as a corollary to the first Demand, demand all sports teams be a racial representative of the student population…..that’ll cause nut sacks to tighten……it’s all about the Benjamin’s)