Summit News:
A police force in the UK has been ridiculed for bragging about fighting knife crime by confiscating a spoon.
Regents Park Police said that a local charity shop had handed over a collection of potentially dangerous weapons to prevent criminals buying them.
“Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps, dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely,” said the police force in a tweet.
Eagle-eyed observers soon noted that amongst the trawl of deadly weapons, most of which were cooking knives and letter openers, was a spoon.
That’s right. With violent crime soaring and street gangs becoming more vicious, police in London are confiscating spoons.
“They CHOSE to include the spoon,” commented journalist Tim Pool. “They could have just left it out. They really do think spoons are dangerous.” more here
These guys aren’t forking around. Knife work officers.
If one of the bad guys had a pocket grinder there’s no telling what kind of an edge he could have gotten on his spoon. There sure is a bunch of dumb shitness out there lately.
“I’ll gouge your eye out!”… and just like that humanity went back to eating with their hands.
Obviously a spoon is a dangerous weapon of mass consumption if in the hands of Michael Moore or Rosie O’Donuts.
Better start putting permanent corks on all the flatware… we can’t have some muzztard attacking human beings with dangerous utensils.
Reminds me of a bunch of kindergartners. WTF!
So what is next. Pencils and pens, or how about scissors and sticks you find on the ground. Oh I get, let’s cut down all the tree’s and no more wood products. Good bye golf tee’s and maybe even golf clubs, but I promise you, I can do more damage to you with a 5 iron then I can do with a knife or spoon in this case
No more walking canes, walkers, crutches, casts,wheel chairs,Flag poles, tire irons, wooden flooring, electric cords, tooth brushes, hair combs, dental floss, shoe strings, hair bows and let us not forget condoms cause I can pull one over your head and and snuffericate you.
Ohhhh and don’t forget the best one of all.
BACON. DONT WANT TO LEAVE OUT THE BEST ANTI MUSLIM REPELLANT OF ALL.
BACON DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
You dumb asses get what you deserve.
There is no spoon.
They’re obviously being spoon-fed a lot of pablum.
Eat your mush, Brit’s.
Fold the the spoon over and the handle sharpened on exposed concrete makes a shank.(ps heard it from a friend)
Knitting needles are deadly
ban assault sporks
Butter knives are next.
What losers.
2A all the way!
I can’t wait until one if the idjits watches Riddick say
“I’ll kill you with my teacup”. Once the tea is gone
that sad little Island will sink into the sea.
And Here’s Riddick!
https://youtu.be/16RdEtQL9EQ
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
Hey – the Womans did it, in “Life of Brian!” 😛
“I’m gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ
Actually, spoons ARE used in Britain as weapons. They are sharpened and used to cut out little girl’s clitorises.