UK Police Force Ridiculed For Confiscating a Spoon

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A police force in the UK has been ridiculed for bragging about fighting knife crime by confiscating a spoon.

Regents Park Police said that a local charity shop had handed over a collection of potentially dangerous weapons to prevent criminals buying them.

“Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps, dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely,” said the police force in a tweet.

 

Eagle-eyed observers soon noted that amongst the trawl of deadly weapons, most of which were cooking knives and letter openers, was a spoon.

That’s right. With violent crime soaring and street gangs becoming more vicious, police in London are confiscating spoons.

“They CHOSE to include the spoon,” commented journalist Tim Pool. “They could have just left it out. They really do think spoons are dangerous.”  more here

18 Comments on UK Police Force Ridiculed For Confiscating a Spoon

  1. If one of the bad guys had a pocket grinder there’s no telling what kind of an edge he could have gotten on his spoon. There sure is a bunch of dumb shitness out there lately.




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  2. “I’ll gouge your eye out!”… and just like that humanity went back to eating with their hands.




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  3. Obviously a spoon is a dangerous weapon of mass consumption if in the hands of Michael Moore or Rosie O’Donuts.




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  4. Better start putting permanent corks on all the flatware… we can’t have some muzztard attacking human beings with dangerous utensils.




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  5. So what is next. Pencils and pens, or how about scissors and sticks you find on the ground. Oh I get, let’s cut down all the tree’s and no more wood products. Good bye golf tee’s and maybe even golf clubs, but I promise you, I can do more damage to you with a 5 iron then I can do with a knife or spoon in this case
    No more walking canes, walkers, crutches, casts,wheel chairs,Flag poles, tire irons, wooden flooring, electric cords, tooth brushes, hair combs, dental floss, shoe strings, hair bows and let us not forget condoms cause I can pull one over your head and and snuffericate you.
    Ohhhh and don’t forget the best one of all.
    BACON. DONT WANT TO LEAVE OUT THE BEST ANTI MUSLIM REPELLANT OF ALL.
    BACON DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
    You dumb asses get what you deserve.




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  6. Fold the the spoon over and the handle sharpened on exposed concrete makes a shank.(ps heard it from a friend)




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  7. I can’t wait until one if the idjits watches Riddick say
    “I’ll kill you with my teacup”. Once the tea is gone
    that sad little Island will sink into the sea.




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  8. Actually, spoons ARE used in Britain as weapons. They are sharpened and used to cut out little girl’s clitorises.




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