UPDATE from MJA:
photoshop people…can you do something sillier than this? offhand i am thinking narwhal tusk, cattle prod, and trombone https://t.co/TvLnBYhkMX
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) November 8, 2017
This crap is going to put me in an early grave. For the love of God… pic.twitter.com/VkuoGzMkX3
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) November 8, 2017
A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting. https://t.co/xdxIf5fR77 pic.twitter.com/sUY1mCCLZC
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
Here was Twitter buddy Jeff Dobbs’ contribution.
Corgi mod@StephenGutowski pic.twitter.com/DAMCTOHxwG
— Jeff Dobbs (@jeffdobbs) November 8, 2017
Well played.
Here was mine-
And then there was this —- (I apologize. Do not scroll down if you are at work, or have dainty sensibilities.)
The Hump Stock
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"Chainsaw Bayonet" USA Today Neglected 2 address the real dangerous accessory
The Hump Stock
Much Faster than any normal bump stockAlso Know as a Sexual Assault Rifle
Too Dangerous and Dirty 2 B on the streets of America
If U are going 2 terrorize?
At Least Have Some Modesty pic.twitter.com/pBhxns5ato— ethosine (@ethosines) November 8, 2017
Hahaha. I needed a good laugh. Thanks.
Can I think of something else?!
ME.
Tied BACKWARDS towards the “target.”
FARTING IN ZEHR GENERAL DI-REKT-SHOOOON!>
Have an american express card attached to the butt-stock..
..never leave home without it.
Is the hump stock available in larger calibers?
I always wanted to see a cappuccino maker hanging off a rail.
Sometimes it awfully hard to beat the real deal though.
http://www.gunlistings.org/tennessee-gun-classifieds/chattanooga/rifles/201679/bushmaster_ar15_.2235.56_fully_loaded
I bet he asks all his friends, whys my gun so heavy?
What do you s’pose obama would have on his hump stock?
The millennial morons that “report” for USA Today apparently spend too much time watching “walking dead” and zombie crap on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGZQFTlE9VA
This is a link to the company making the obviously novelty “chainsaw bayonet” attachment. The list of uses shown is pretty funny in itself.
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
LOL! The corgi!
TO Bad Brad
HA!!I know a “gun guy” here who tried to sell me a “Space Gun” (.223) which, with NONE of the “add on-s” considered (even AMMO!), weighed over 16 pounds (versus the typical 7-8 pounds).
I. Can. Relate.
Mother of god, these morons get their info from video games like Gears of War. No wonder they don’t know a clip from a magazine.
sexual assault rifle. lolol sheesh.
I wanna play! BRB
Czar
Our standard config 308 platform weighs 7lbs 9oz. AR15 5lbs 9oz. Until they bolt the kitchen sink on them.
As I said on Twitter, you need one with a retractable marshmallow roaster.
Does the hump stock come in full auto suck?
….mine’s got a Budweiser tap, just like Rodney Dangerfield’s golf bag in ‘Caddyshack’
It’s not so much the chainsaw, usually standard. 😀
It’s the deadly 6 position stock, the 2-point adjustable sling, and the plastic heat-resistant handguard that scares me.
Obama would be the hump stock for Reggie’s gun.
Dildyonet.
How about an MP3 player / WiFi-connected stock? I’d like mine to play The Doors The End when I flip the safety to FIRE.
Need a guitar neck, the Destructocaster
Music would be nice, but this thread’s all about the visual.
I’d like a transparent acrylic water-filled stock with a couple of piranha swimming around inside?
It makes a fine toilet scrubber, but only if it’s a stainless steel barrel.
.. also got one of these attachments ….
https://www.amazon.com/Texsport-Portable-Folding-Outdoor-Camping/dp/B000P9D07G?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-d-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B000P9D07G
never know when ya gotta go!
(also has a handy toilet paper roll holder)
I always like the ‘barrel in a knot’ liberal fantasy
About 3 yrs ago I was at A customer installing computer equipment. The make optics for firearm. They had an AR-15 in the lobby behind glass that had everything they make hung on it. The Co. prez pulled it out and let me hold it for pics. LOL, it must have weighed 40 LBS. and looked like a mutant lobster from a bad 50’s sci-fi flick.
No chain saw though…
So an AR is especially deadly because a chainsaw can be strapped to it?
Is a pool noodle also deadly for the same reason?
Er um, where do well hung assault rifles sell? I don’t want a used one, mind you. I’m asking for a friend
Eugenia
Care full. Those big ones are known to prematurely discharge.
Prius mod, we need the climate in on this.
wait! … seriously … Solar Panels!!!
even the libtards would like that one
Tucker Carlson just brought this idiocy up as his last segment
I’m going to run right out to the garage and tape my Stihl MS261c to my assault rifle! Better yet, my Stihl BR700 backpack blower, it will make the bullets go faster!
Tape never held down a Stihl.
I was thinking of a trailer-mounted, crew-served AR-15 with a blunderbuss barrel…
And ALL I wanted was a goddamn PINK AR-15 for my daughter. Is that so fucking hard?