KSL: ST. GEORGE — A St. George man was charged Monday with nine misdemeanors after police say he stripped naked on the lawn of a Latter-day Saint meetinghouse, then entered the church during Sunday services.
Jeremy David Miller, 40, drove his Jeep onto the lawn of a meetinghouse of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints at 540 N. Westridge Drive about 9:45 a.m. Sunday. He got out of his vehicle wearing only his underwear, then took it off and began to pull out items from the back of his Jeep and scatter them on the church lawn while naked, according to charging documents filed in 5th District Court.
Miller went inside the church, where about 100 worshippers were, then slammed a child’s car seat onto a table, knocking the sacrament trays and water to the floor, the charges state. Dispatchers received multiple calls about the disturbance and reported hearing the man shouting in the background of the calls. Some callers said “they were terrified there was about to be a shooting at the church.” more here
It should have been pretty obvious whether or not the man was carrying a firearm.
…unless it was a derringer or one of those little NAA revolvers, and even then it would have been pretty obvious because he’d have had to squat down to, um, “unholster” the weapon. /-:
Magic underwear can be itchy.
They must have been afraid that he would fire his sex pistol into the congregation.
I got out of Utah just in time.
There’s a Mormon joke about that…
So, going stark naked mad is a true saying!
Anonymous July 24, 2021 at 5:39 pm
Magic underwear can be itchy.
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Best comeback! There’s a Romney joke in there as well.
After chasing him around the church, they finally caught him by the organ.
another mormon hooked on coffee?
Setting aside the jokes and one liners that easily come to mind it’s really sad how difficult it is to get someone like that locked up until they really injure or kill somebody when they’re “off their meds.” Have an in-law that’s bat shit crazy when off the meds, but luckily he’s afraid of me. “Uncle has lots of guns and he’ll shoot me!” Yes, yes I will.
Thank you ACLU and all the leftist assholes who shut down most of the mental health system.
You may now return the witticisms as I can still appreciate those also.
About thirty years ago a guy was arrested for sitting completely naked in a state park in Connecticut. In addition to a public indecency charge he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.
No explanation was provided
Thinking there’s got to be a dozen or more SNS stories that would fit nicely here…
Can’t ride around in that little red box truck without accumulating a bunch of those.
They’d be arresting me for assault with a dead weapon.
50,000 volts would help, whatever the outcome.
Cynic for the win!
They said it was LDS, so I took some, cuz I a faithful follower and all…. turns out it was LSD.
I’m guessing he just wanted to bare his soul.
No testes in your testimony, brother!
Looks to be a Small Claims matter.
Yet another crime perpetrated by those damned Amish