Vanity “Fair?”

47 Comments on Vanity “Fair?”

1. Best dressed sasquatch.

   Maybe.

2. Scowler Monkey.

3. Fashion magazines have been acting as Michelle Obama’s personal public relations firms for over eight years. Even now that she is no longer the First Lady, these idiots are still trying to tell us our lying eyes are all wrong.

   Sadly for them, it isn’t working.

   We stupid hoi-polloi still believe our lying eyes.

4. WHO KNEW?? THE AUNT JEMIMA LOOK IS NOW THE THING!!

   THANKS, VANITY FAIR, FOR HELPING ME TO KEEP UP!!!

5. A clear demonstration of their lack of judgment, and desperate need for an eye examination.

6. I love those window pane checked pants! I want a pair.

   Vanity Fair is like Esquire in that it is a rag filled with $27,000. handbags, emaciated models (Esquire’s are ALL gay), and articles that appeal to Progressive vanities. Of course they’re not going to include the country’s most beautiful conservative women.

   I was having some body work done on my car and while waiting for rental pick up I was faced with three options from the reading table: The Seattle Times with a front page devoted to “Fighting Trump on DACA”, Self Magazine (how appropriate), and Esquire. I leafed through the July issue issue and the main article was how a life of comedy prepared Al Franken for life in the Congress. It was not satire.

7. RETURN OF CHEWBACCA !!!

8. Hands up, don’t shoot that photo. Please.

9. Michelle better move those boat size shoes inland before Irma strikes

10. Michelle has to iron out her dresses in the driveway.

11. She should have been in GQ.

12. First off, Michelle Obama is not a pretty woman or even a noticeable one. There are at least a half dozen black women on cable news media who out-sparkle her and they’re just reading the news. Secondly, she dresses too young for her age but, thirdly, she looks uncomfortable and awkward in age-appropriate or elegant clothing. Her iconic look is wearing a sweater/shirt/dress backward paired with strange accoutrement cascading down her ample backside and everything strapped up with an enormous belt and all worn with shoes that either look orthopedic in some way or are missing essential parts, like toeless tennis shoes. And that’s just the get up. Once she’s in motion the only word that comes to mind is “gallumphing.” She’s slightly bow legged, her calves are too skinny and she gallumphs like a man trying to look like a woman. Vanity Fair putting her on their “best dressed” list is Fake News.

13. I recommend shorting whatever corporation owns Vanity Fair. It’s as close to borrowing from the Federal Reserve the regular guy can get to guaranteed money.

14. Mike Obama is a classic Endomorph. And no clothes fit him properly.

15. Silly, silly common sense-wielding conservatives. Can’t your small brains figure out the consequences for any Vanity Fair editor who WON’T put Michelle on the best dressed list? That’s like NOT voting for Kim Jong Un.

    This is why idiots in the mainstream media don’t see communism as a bad thing: working in the mainstream media is like living under a form of communism already.

16. FORMER (THANK GOD) First Man Mitch Obama dresses like the cro-magnum man that it is.

17. I still think she is transgender.
    OT one
    Blazing fire does not stop some golfers
    https://i.redd.it/5xcin759e4kz.jpg
    OT TWO
    It’s possible all of south Florida will be out of service for weeks or months
    if Irma hits.
    Don’t leave: stay there

18. Funny… Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, just stepped down today.

    http://variety.com/2017/film/news/graydon-carter-stepping-down-as-vanity-fair-editor-1202550066/

19. Best Dressed — Clown category

    Obviously some keywords were left out.

20. Rabid liberalism strikes again

21. Zonga, moose can water ski barefoot.

22. Proof positive that leftists have their entire agenda backwards.

23. Plain Jane — hahaah! Yes, her feet are Yuge!

24. Vanity Fair
    Democratic operatives with bylines

25. Well, not surprising.
    We all saw the pic last week of the Vogue writer who was critical of Melania’s shoes. Some among us just view the world through a different filter altogether.

26. Have you seen a fashion show lately?

    Most crazed designers are no different than showing off the most obscure Halloween outfits. Hollywood loves this shit.

    In the proper context, Moose fits right in.

27. This is the acid test! If the regressive’s can convince you that Mooch is beautiful and fashionable then they will control your mind (Invasion of the mind snatchers)!

28. What liberals forget about Michelle Obama is that the rest of us can see her.

29. So, that pavement ape gets recognized for her dresses?
    Do we get recognized for paying for them?
    Vanity Fair should double its subscriptions soon as all the Parrots in Florida are migrating north with their people to get away from Irma, and will need something to go on the bottoms of their cages

30. Up is down; right is wrong; good is evil; and Michelle Obama is beautiful. See how that works?

31. I just always assumed Mitch had hired a mentally handicapped person as her fashion consultant.

32. I always assumed that the people whose job it is to dress mooch hate her friggin guts.

33. Irony, unfortunately we can’t unsee her.

34. Moose looks like she’s wrapped in the flag of an obscure African country – Malaria, for instance…..

35. Maybe if they said “best dressed and most likely to beat Joey Chestnut in Coney Island”

36. Would this be the best dressed Halloween edition?

37. AA, that’s because he is a man trying to look like a woman.

38. Vanity Fair would rather suck off Mike and go broke than tell the truth and survive.

39. Fugly in, fugly out!!!

40. Typical affirmative action bs. They are all the smartest, best looking, most qualified, damn near perfect people ever seen. Try and think of one exception.

41. Could care less what he looks like, he’s always said the ugliest things on any subject.

    Plus, duh, Mooch’s a man, baby!

42. So, since she got the award for best dressed female (of her species), than the award for best dressed male will go to…

    … Chewbacca? 😆

43. Watching Live Cam at the Primate Center. So the one in the corner with a boob belt is Mooch?

44. I never could get past Michelle’s racism to ever actually see her. Just assumed she was truly as ugly and mean as her words.

45. what’s that old saying about ‘lipstick on a pig’?……..

46. That’s gotta be the ugliest patio umbrella I’ve ever seen. DO NOT try to flip it open.

47. I’d sooner arc weld without eye protection than look at another photo of moosechelle