This is hilarious. Instant classic.
INSTANT CLASSIC FROM @MSNBC:
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) May 26, 2020
ANCHOR: "Are the people there just not worried about it? Are they not worried about their personal safety?"
REPORTER: "I haven't met anybody who is… you can see here, nobody's wearing them [masks]."
GUY ON STREET: "Including the Cameraman." pic.twitter.com/h9HbbIqNVh
ht/ bev
….eventually he will be allowed to breed if’n he can find the correct hole…..His wife, however, will leave him for the plumber that comes to hook up the garden hose….
Unfortunately not enough people saw that live. I doubt this will get much circulation in the misleadia media
BLAM! BLAM! Got ‘im with both barrels! Good job.
I’ve been thinking up retorts to ridicule mask Nazis. My most recent is:
Uncle Al — Perfect retort! I’m stealin’ it.
“Including your cameraman, half your crew’s not wearing them.”
ZING!
Charlie: Tucker player this pretty prominently tonight
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“Nancy, Tear down those Fake Masks”
Journo couldn’t just wear a cheap white mask. Got to be wearing a purple speedo on his face to match his shirt. What a ponce.
I witnessed my first mask hostility tonight. I stopped by our local little specialty grocery store which requires a mask. But they have the freshest sea food around so. They lady directly in front of me, getting ready to enter the store, pulled a wadded up mask out of her purse and started putting it on. Well some bitch leaving the store asked the “Mask Attendant”, you’re not going to let her wear that in are you? Lit me up, but not as much as the woman, who just crawled out of a brand new Range Rover. Jumped right in the bitches face and said, fuck you bitch, what are you the local mask Nazi? Yikes
After she entered I made eye contact with the mask attendant and puled my wadded up mask out of my pocket. We both had a good laugh.
What a posterior orifice.
Should I be asked by some sucky virtue signaler why I’m not wearing one, I intend to point out that my feet are not cloven hoofs, that I am never shorn for wool and that I gave up living, breathing, drinking, eating and wallowing in BS many decades ago.
Seriously, “because fuck you.” Is always your best option.
Idiot.
And I can’t stand that chick’s concerned/constipated face.
Mr. Anth Ropy, i was thinking the only ones seeing it are the conservatives on conservative sites. It wont be shown on the misleadia media networks.
MJA, concerned and/or constipated face is a job requirement for female, local news anchors. I can’t watch them anymore. I had a mother.
I love the elbow bump/virtue signal.
When presented an elbow to bump instead of a hand to shake, I ask “Is that the same fuckin elbow your government told you to sneeze into?”.
Went to get my mail after being away yesterday, when I got inside the Post office a woman yelled out from the back that I wasn’t wearing a mask, and she didn’t have to serve me. Went home and got a mask. Went back and told the Postmaster that I would be making them deliver my mail after vacations from now on (we get lots of it, mostly packages) and if “Ms. Sanctimonious Loudmouth” pissed me off again, I am gonna move my mailbox .48 miles back from the road and make them deliver there. Postmaster apologized and asked who it was.
The mail is the most risky way to get the virus, if it really exists.
If anyone confronts me about not wearing a mask, I tell them it’s an invisible mask, for the invisible virus. If you can see the mask, it doesn’t work on a virus you can’t see.
I wasn’t feeling the best yesterday and that clip made me laugh and giggle. Which I appreciated. We don’t have to ridicule the media cause they manage to do it themselves. 😊
If you ain’t wearing a p100, you’re doing it wrong.