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Madonna decided to deliver a coronavirus PSA from her milky, rose petal-filled bathtub. She dubbed the pandemic, “the equalizer,” going on to say that the disease does not discriminate. COVID-19 is all over the world at this point and millions of people have been told to remain indoors to slow down the spread. This includes the celebrities of the world who have been going stir-crazy just like the rest of us and Madonna has just provided more evidence of that with these pair of social media videos.

Over the weekend, Madonna stripped down and got into her bath to deliver her coronavirus PSA. “That’s the thing about Covid-19,” she says, to a background of slow piano music. “It doesn’t care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are, how smart you are, where you live, how old you are, what amazing stories you can tell.” It’s kind of weird, but this is Madonna we’re talking about here. She’s making her point in a very Madonna way. More

25 Comments on Washed Up

  1. You keep your ideas to yourself, honey. This virus is NOT the equalizer you seek.

    One of us is not a stupidly inane philosophizer, horribly trashy role model, tremendously overpaid/no talent loser.

    It’s too late for you to ever be my equal. I’m exactly your age, but if you lived another 100 years, you can’t be me.

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  2. There’s no way that’s milk. It would have turned to cottage cheese as soon as that skanky bitch jumped in.

    Milkman, Do you want it pasteurized?
    Madonna, No just up to my tits.

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  3. “It doesn’t care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are, how smart you are, where you live, how old you are, what amazing stories you can tell.”….I can show her weird, but I need to train for a moment. Capt’n crunch is all in with me bringing a hemi powered, snorkeled rat rod range rover….

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  4. Oh, her face! Ouch!!

    Instead of pumping it full of toxic sludge after countless facelifts-how different she would be thought of- if she had disappeared quietly like Bridgette Bardot and aged naturally. Her mystique would be of her in her prime. Instead she’s a crazy lady with an AAARP card and bad knees.

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  5. Jethro, that cartoon was from Little Annie Fannie from Playboy the Granny with saggy boobs that hung down to her knees. Madonna once said when she was on David Letterman’s show actually said she liked to pee on her feet while taking a shower. I never could stand the overrated skank.

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  6. Satanic baptism. She is a believer in Kabbalah. In ritualistic Kabbalah they conduct a Supreme Invoking Ritual of the Pentagram which utilizes the top right corner of the pentagram as the symbol of water in order to keep unwelcome intruders away.

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