We All Have A New Organ Now

24 Comments on We All Have A New Organ Now

1. “…other than keeping our shit together.”

   FIFY, Dr Tar.

2. COMING SOON – A VAGINIS!!

3. Also known as a healthy layer of glyphosate in most Americans.

4. the mesentery connects the large and small intestines, but nobody knows what it does.

   Like Obama between the House and Senate….nobody knows what he does……until it’s too late.

   What flows out of Congress is much the same as what flows from the intestines.

5. Is Pluto still a planet?

6. It’s like congress.

7. By recognizing the anatomy and the structure of the mesentery, scientists can now focus on learning more about how the organ functions, Coffey said. In addition, they can also learn about diseases associated with the mesentery, he added.

   “If you understand the function, you can identify abnormal function, and then you have disease,” Coffey said.

   The continuous nature of the mesentery, for example, may serve as a means for disease to spread from one part of the abdomen to another, according to the review.

   In addition to studying disease, researchers may also look to the mesentery for new approaches to surgery, the authors said in the review.

   Thus, the reclassification opens the tap of the money hose. Ka-ching!

8. … great … now another organ for my doctors to probe & tell me I have to switch, yet again, my freakin’ diet

9. Mesentery rhymes with dysentery.

   Is there a 💩ty correlation? 🤔

10. “…other than keeping our guts in place.”

    So Republican politicians are born without, or have them removed?

11. Pretty much keeps your guts in one place. DS had an injury as a child, and either the injury itself or the surgery caused adhesions that later on started to bind up his guts.
    Just a word of caution. If your teenager says he’s feeling sick and his stomach is upset, he’s not necessarily suffering schoolitis to get out for a day. Made that mistake, but then, the docs made another, thinking he had appendicitis. Oh well, he didn’t need that appendix anyway, right?

    All aboard the money train now.

12. Sometimes a bag is just a bag.

    But with the right shoes…

13. Most scientists today can be Godless and dense. The mesentery had to be designed for a highly benifical purpose. Not just another body part destine to be diseased.

14. Does it have anything to do with “dysentery”?

15. I’m in my 50’s. I could use a new organ.

16. Maybe it causes fibromyalgia.

    I love science.

17. can it be transplanted?

18. I haven’t even got used to the old ones yet.

19. So, the errr, emmm, the scientists have found a bag
    of shit?

    Oh BOY!!!!

20. It’s a money grab. They’re gonna pull out all the stops and play that bitch fer all it’s worth!

21. Create a supplement to keep it healthy and get rich!
    I mean I’ve created a supplement to keep it healthy. Give me a call!

22. It isn’t even January 20th yet and we already got a new organ! This is going to be great.

23. Keeping our guts in place sounds like an important enough job to me.

24. After consideration, it sounds as if the mesentery is to the digestive system as the pericardium is to the heart. Why does it rate organ status?

    Oh right. Money.