We can hook this guy-
with her—
A West Virginia Man has been charged with kidnapping and torturing a woman with a blowtorch.
Police responded to a call in Philippi, West Virginia, on Tuesday to a woman hiding under a porch from 47-year-old Sammy J. Martz.
The woman told police the man had hit her in the face, causing her eye to swell shut, according to WDTV.
The woman told investigators that when she was trying to leave the home early Tuesday, Martz held her against her will and tortured her for hours.
According to the outlet, Martz threatened to kill the woman, striking her body, sitting on her, and burning both her stomach and leg with a blowtorch.
Yikes, that looks like a match made in Hell. Eye, eye matey and double yikes. Run away!
47, Holy crap. I guess drugs will do that to you.
Bitter Beer Face.
Didn’t his mom ever tell him not to ever make a face like that. I guess that he wasn’t listening to her.
I think this guy still goes to my last church. Thank god I left! They ere entertaining the crazies.
…Don’t hate me for being clean-shaven and not having andy cuts on my face.
They look like yer typical budget carny and wood-chipper operators…
I can only imagine what the woman looked like. But I guess he had the hots for her.
I’m quite sure I know how he votes.
Uncle Festermann supporters fer sure!!
Good lord. 🤦♀️
That does not look like the Pfizer Fairy looking for a Love Connection.
It was like an EP of CHEATERS
MUST SEE TV
TUCKER WINS THE INTERNET TONIGHT
How did he even get within 50 feet of a woman.
Torture? Ha, That’s west virginia foreplay.
My apologies to West Virginians.
Swuave bastard. They should have him on “The Bachelor”.
They make a nice couple …
Adam Schitt’s parents?
Blowtorch? Not many of those pressurized gasoline/kerosene torches around; I’m confident that they don’t manufacture them any more. Maybe they meant “propane torch.” Different tech.