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‘We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,’ Says CDC Scientist

13 Comments on ‘We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,’ Says CDC Scientist

  1. Many weekends I work officiating junior tennis tournaments, this area routinely has flocks of wild turkeys roming the area. For some reason every November, for the last few years now, they are nowhere to be found. It’s like they know what’s going on and they are laying low, the damnedist thing.

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  2. Can’t wait for the leaked photos to appear of Fauci, Newsom and Cuomo dining with 25 or so of their closest friends. Then like always, they’ll apologize for their lapse in judgement and it’ll be forgotten.

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  3. We’re replacing the turkey this year with a huge beef brisket. I’m having it slow smoked at my local BBQ joint as I’m too busy with other chores. Come on, Thanksgiving!

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  4. LOL Fooled me. Almost did not open because the CDC has gotten so outlandish with their edicts and it makes me furious. Only in 2020 would many think the story was real.

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  5. I would like to wring that spokesguy’s neck, or cut his head off, either way. Then I’d fry his ass and carve his carcass into pieces. Any guts or heart I’d find (unlikely) I would donate to the local animal charity. Whatever’s left would go right into the garbage, and the rats at the garbage dump would finish him off.

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