We Must Follow the Lead of Today’s College Students – Expunge All Potentially Hurtful Words NOW!!!!!!! – IOTW Report

We Must Follow the Lead of Today’s College Students – Expunge All Potentially Hurtful Words NOW!!!!!!!

House Minority Whip

You’re kidding, right? I’m white and it makes me flinch.

Loretta Lynch

Doesn’t she have a maiden name she can use? Tell me it’s not Noose.

Niger

The country simply has to be renamed so we can all relax.

Watermelon

Why even keep the name? It’s just a microaggression in waiting. Get rid of it. Let’s just call it “The Fruit Formally Known As §”.

Snickers 

It’s too close for comfort. So is “niblets, doing your colored wash, ninjas, knitter, Chocolate Babies, and, of course, Monkeybread.

I’ll be giving this some more thought in the future, and I’ll keep a notepad handy for when people say stuff that makes me feel funny and uncomfortable.

I’ll update later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

54 Comments on We Must Follow the Lead of Today’s College Students – Expunge All Potentially Hurtful Words NOW!!!!!!!

  1. Shouldn’t watermelon be renamed Mr. Pinko fruit?

    Black tea, white tea – gotta’ go, makes my skin crawl when I hear those racist terms.

    BTW, the keys on a piano – just plain NO

  2. A few more before I watch the dreaded football.
    Climax and Middlesex NC must be wiped off the map along with Intercourse PA.
    Microaggressions against women.

    The worst is rapeseed. Aggression! Rape whistle, rape whistle.

  3. It’s a wonder that for the money being burned for tuition, books, dorms, and living expenses that some students choose to pass their college time worked up over this nonsense (there, I said it!). Don’t they have to attend classes, study, and take exams to pass courses and acquire credits toward graduation?

  4. And coming up after the weather and Al Roker taking us for an inside look at his Spin Class, 13 negros shot, 5 dead, in 8 hours today in Chitcago including a 5 year old boy..

    Lets help bring about the political beheading of Rahm Emenuale and get some attention on that bastard. Drudge should have a daily ticker up top for the shootings and slaughters just like the national debt clock.

  5. I’m gonna buy up all of the lawn jockeys with a lantern to light up my walkway because I know that brass lanterns refer to Paul Reveres ride, therefore the white colonists that did such miserable deeds to the indigenous tribes and the British…The British are an oppressed minority now…right?…soon…

  6. I don’t think we can just re-name watermelon. A guy was insulted when someone just brought one into the office. So…..gotta ban ’em! Or call ’em commie-enviro fruit–green on the outside red in the middle. No. That won’t do. Better ban ’em.

  7. Disgusting aggressions against women:
    MENstruation
    MENopause

    Sexist MENtal illness should be humankind illness.

    The name Mary highly offends me because it’s too close to Merry as in Christmas and that’s cramming religion down my throat. And that cramming phrase used above is a horrendous microaggression towards women.

    When giving directions it should be forbidden to say ‘go straight’. How offensive. Tell people to go ‘gayly forward’ instead.

    Lickety split and packing the meat have to go now.

  8. Everything is offensive to triggered micro(brain)aggression “victims” and could include just the letters of the alphabet.

    Speaking of the word, “trigger”. The ironies are endless. It’s a word progressive tools should not be using based on their terms of aggression.

  9. The name “Democrat” is hateful and offensive. Since college regressives want to remove names of founding fathers who owned slaves, then why not remove the name of the political party that endorsed and fought for slavery. Which party fought against Civil Rights? Which party formed the KKK? Which party stood for Jim Crow laws?

    The name “Democrat” should be the first and foremost word that needs to be expunged because of its dark and evil history.

  10. You forgot Fuquay Varina!
    And I can’t remember if it’s in west Va. or W.V. , but there’s also that neatly trimmed and always freshly cleaned tourist destination where men come from all over the country, Fancy Gap! Ironically, on the drive from NC, you hit it before you get to Lovers’ Lane!

  11. The world is constantly changing and I think new words are added to our vocabulary. Thank goodness for the right words and for the seemingly bad words, hmmm it makes everyone cringe.

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