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We Need Your Ideas

You know those jokes about how tough Chuck Norris is …

  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad, he has never cried.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
  • The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  • Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Well, it’s time to write some for Tucker Carlson.

I know you can do it!

Winner gets a free life-time supply of a bazillion iOTWr bucks!

h/t Jason

45 Comments on We Need Your Ideas

  1. Off the top of my tired head:

    Say it – Tucker Man!
    Look into the mirror and say the “Tucker Man’s” name five times. Tucker Man, Tucker Man, Tucker Man, Tucker Man, Tucker Man.
    Then you will see a pair of red glowing eyes appear staring back at you. As soon as you see those creepy eyes, you must turn on the light and run or else he will give you a confused stare then laugh.

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  2. In the new Tucker game, you go around and when it’s your turn you describe something that’s really, really obvious to you but that nobody else seems to get. The winner of the game? Everybody wins.

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  3. Tucker Carlson is not the problem, the left and the lamestream media is the problem. They don’t like being told the obvious truth about the goodness of the American people and it’s driving them batshit crazy. Tucker is a truth spreader, the left are nothing but manure spreaders. The truth always will come out, lies doesn’t do anything but spread divisiveness and discord. Maybe Tucker is Clark Kent’s alter ego who stands for truth, justice and the American way.

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  4. Tucker is the Don Lemon squeezer.
    Tucker gets more retribution than a Confessional.
    Biden so scared of Tucker he had to buy off Fox News.
    Tucker in the hen house now.
    Left Wing so scared of Tucker, even Dem hoe’s accusing him, never met him.
    Libtards afraid of Tucker with a straight life, straight wife, and 4 straight kids.
    Tucker ain’t no tucker. He got the family to prove it.

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  5. most men have one testicle that is larger than the other one.
    for Tucker Carlson each testicle is larger than the other one.

    … it’s a friendly competition

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