He’s been calling people in the restaurant industry.
Maybe your next waiter, telling you what the specials are, will be Anthony.
The NY Post reports that he may look into penning a tell-all book to pull him out of ruins.
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He would make a *great* mascot for
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.11735654.1461777303!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/ipad_1536/image.jpg
Nathan’s.
I understand that Huma is looking for work as well now that Hillary won’t need her assistance any more. No one to ask Hillary if she has her Depends on, her hearing aid, be her bartender, ask about her meds, her catheter, what color pant suit to wear. Nope Hillary is on her own now just like Huma.
Not sure I’d be comfortable with this pervert touching my food.
He’s still young;
maybe representing
http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/media/dsp/PressRoom/2013/Full/Storefront-Full.jpg
SPORTS would be up his alley!
Maybe Anthony should contact the Huma Resources Department.
If I see him in a restaurant I’m walking out and heading straight home to take a Clorox bath.
How perfect is this employment opportunity?…..http://www.wienerschnitzel.com/ …
Wouldn’t hire him. He’s the type to just hang there.
Yeah, he can keep his dick beaters away from my food, too. I can see him clerking and selling tokens at the all night cheap XXX book store.
We are always looking for a ballistic Gel substitute at the range.
He could be a handy-man
There’s an opening down by the dumpster …
izlamo delenda est …
He could be a handy-man>>
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My hope is that this high dive from grace will be the beginning of their introspection and epiphany about how low they sank. For the sake of their child, anyway.
The little psycho does have a law degree.
I guess CAIR and NAMBLA aren’t hiring.
He would come in handy a the porn shop.
He may have a future in gay porn.
Alternative titles:
Settle For More – Sex
Killing Your Career
The Audacity of a Dope
Dreams From My iPhone
Maybe a portable bath towel hook at the Holiday Inn.
Nobody wants a busted Weiner.
I mean Nobody!!
Isn’t the Bunny Ranch looking for a reliable Clean-Up guy?
izlamo delenda est …
Hard knocks school for the weiner.
Maybe he should apply for Gramma’s Licker Services, since her protege has moved on.
It does make me wonder if the Clinton Foundation has started laying off employees yet. You know, the campaign staffers that would be employed by the Foundation in between the campaigns of the Dowager Empress.
How soon will it be before nobody will remember his name during a trivia contest? A couple of years?
A non-working Weiner.
Yup, a beaten weiner.
Oscar Meyer needs drivers for their weinermobile.
A fate worse than death for him. He can enjoy working with the illegal mexicans and lazy haitians like i did.
If i were bert reynolds, i’d be ever so grateful that i dodge that bullet.
^Oops, wrong thread.
He has an aptitude for journo school.
Remember John Wayne Bobbet?
His wife Lorena sliced his penis off.
They sewed it back on and his porno career took off. He was called “Fankenpenis”.
Maybe Weiner could get some advice….
What would be a good stage name?
Think of the :status” a law firm would have with his name on the letterhead.
Neither can I.
I hear WalMart’s looking for a family portrait photographer – not exactly taking selfies, but he really needs to stay BEHIND the camera anyway.
Photojournalist. He’s already known for his news generating photos.
If he wrote a tell-all that really laid it all out, dishing up the dirt on everybody he can, then I just might have to buy it, actually pay money some of which would go into his pocket.
Ugh. Anthony Weiner’s pocket. What a disgusting thought.
I hear that Kickapoo Joy Juice is looking for another inside man at their Skonk Works to help the aging Big Barnsmell.
@Jethro “What would be a good stage name?”
“jerkinpenis”
“twistedpisserpenis”
“twistedpicturepenis”
/Im bored. Waiting for some paint to dry:)
Writing a “tell all” book would be signing his death warrant. Do it Weiner – – DO IT!
A tell all book from Anthony Weiner? I’m going to have to pass.
Kellogg’s is hiring.
I heard he got hired at a “Pizza” joint.
Dicken’s Cider is hiring for the season. I think.
waiter, is that your fly in my soup?
I suggest a contest of what would be the name of a bar Anthony Weiner would frequent?
Dick Fitzhugh’s Irish Pub.
LOL!!!!!!
They still have squeegee guys in New York City?
If Anthony Weiner is my waiter, then I’m eating somewhere else. Not eating anything that freak touches.
I DON’T know if anybody told you Anthony, but Mike Rowe has a job for you in Little Rock, Arkansas, cleaning out chicken coops. nine bucks an hour plus benefits. I’d grab it if I were you. Who knows, you may even work your way up to Governor. You with your New York bullshit and they with their absolute ignorance
The gay porn suggestion is a good idea. After all, he is the perfect asshole. Only in the democrat party could a jerk get as far as he did. Being an arrogant, stupid prick is no way to go through life. Anthony…..you are getting exactly what you deserve.
The weiner will rise again.
dRATS don’t leave their wounded behind.
Isn’t Pedo Island looking for a tour group organizer? “De plane, boss, de plane!
His new “work” shirt:
https://www.amazon.com/Not-Gay-But-Bucks-Tank/dp/B00BLRDPNA.
Better for 15 year-old girls than the perverted bastard texting around town