What Are They Cheering For?

62 Comments on What Are They Cheering For?

1. What a bunch of fat Lizzo slobs.

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2. That is gross and disgusting! That looks like the Rumble in the Jungle, part II.

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3. Them some biiiig cheers. Yuge, I say.

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4. Makes me think it’s a modern remake of Fantasia.
   A very BAD remake.

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5. I must have missed that South Park episode.

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6. When I think of cheerleading;

   https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C2Zd8iYmDdM

   Maybe this is why black guys like white women.

   I’d hate to be the on duty paramedic at these games. Those heavy duty gurney’s aren’t lite.

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7. thank God all that weight was distributed over a wide area otherwise when they dropped there would be no telling how deep that crater would have been

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8. …it’s all fun and games until someone keels over w/ cardiac arrest…

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9. Big enough to eat hay and shit in the street.

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10. Damnit, I’m out of eye bleach!

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11. Eye bleach. Stat.

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12. But I already knew fat wasn’t beautiful.

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13. They all should go on a water and air diet for 12-15 months. After that they’ll be as skinny as skeletons.

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14. Q. What song were they dancing to?
    A. Sixteen Love Handles.

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15. Evidently, they have a 250 lb minimum weight requirement for the squad.

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16. Just wait until the greenies figure out weighing 450 pounds severely limits the range of your EV. Fat people are bad for the environment.

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17. I think that’s where the term ghettopotamus was invented.

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18. Rich Taylor
    MONDAY, 1 APRIL 2024, 20:57 AT 8:57 PM

    “I’d hate to be the on duty paramedic at these games. Those heavy duty gurney’s aren’t lite.”

    …the kids are spoiled these days. Those things are all servo motors and automated unit loading systems now. Not sure what they do if the batteries die tho…

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19. AND WE’RE WORRIED ABOUT COW FARTS??

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20. ^^^^ Yes we are. And cows can’t fart. To many stomachs.

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21. I swear I felt an earthquake.

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22. Click the “Watch on X” link and check out the comment below it about Lizzo, I just busted my gut.

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23. I bet they don’t go back to classes till Wednesday due to exhaustion.

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24. …is THAT what happened to that CA highway???

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25. 2 bits, 4 bits, six bits, a dollar all for fat chicks twerking stand up and holler. Here piggy, piggy, piggy, sooie, sooie, sooie! Oink, oink, oink!

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26. In 10 years they’ll all be dead from HTN, Diabetes, MI, or CKD.

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27. The sad truth of this is our expectation for healthy behavior has dropped to the lowest common denominator of their lazy bull shit. But, my God man, don’t fat shame them. They may shed a tear between bites of all you can eat possessed cheese smoothies. I’ll shut up now. But half those girls, I think they’re girls, will be dead by 30. And have 6 kids from as many different fathers. For the exact same reason they have their own zip code. No self control. I guess now I’ll shut up.

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28. That routine needs to be played with the song The homecoming Queen has a gun.

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29. “possessed” should be processed. I type to fast and I think to slow.

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30. I feel bad for the band, marching behind the elephants in the parade.

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31. What the fuck did I just see?

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32. I bet the Richter Scale measured that performance.

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33. Does anyone but old farts know what a bit is worth, a bit is worth 12 and a half cents, hence 2 bits equals a quarter etc.

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34. geoff the aardvark

    Yea, we’re all old farts. Got it. Where’s the whole nine yards come from. LOL.

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35. I was wondering if any old farts got the connection to the “Rumble in the Jungle”. Mohammed Ali rope a doping George Foreman was a hell of a rumble. Those wimmin could probably give either one of them trouble.

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36. Was that a limburger cheese pic? It fits!
    What a gross performance in all regards.

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37. Welcome to South Africa – US style.

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38. The whole 9 yards means everything, all of it, the whole enchilada etc.

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39. “geoff the aardvark”

    Just joking pal. I use that all the time and discover a couple day ago it was in reference to Mil Spec Belt Fed Ammo during WWII. In other words a length of belt fed ammo is 9 yards long. Pretty cool huh? So if you give them the whole nine yards, you gave them everything.

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40. On the plus size, I mean plus side the school save a lot of money on grounds keeping. No need to mow the field just send the cheerleaders out there to graze for a day.

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41. On the plus size, I mean plus side, the school saves a lot of money on grounds keeping. No need to mow the field just send the cheerleaders out there to graze for a day. ( need the edit button)

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42. Jesus Marimba, can you imagine what the ones that didn’t make the squad tipped the Toledo at?

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43. Notice they don’t make pyramids or throw anyone up in the air like normal cheerleaders.

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44. Slam poetry in motion.

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45. I would have gotten kicked out for pointing and laughing.

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46. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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47. Needs more cowbell and bass.

    But in all seriousness, I honestly thought I felt an earthquake the other day. Thanks for providing evidence.

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48. Paging Dr Nowzaradan STAT

    Brad I think the possessed cheese smoothies is more apropos than processed.

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49. Didn’t we see a scene like this in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story?

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50. Black college…
    It looked like they got the fat a moving and just went with it til they grabbed each other to stop.
    That wasn’t cheerleading.

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51. I didn’t know the Fat Farm had a football team.

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52. Gives a whole new meaning to “The Hogettes.”

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53. I thought Ozempig was supposed to be a cute little piggy. I didn’t know it was a whole squad with dancing (?) and whatever that was!

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54. By they way, butter as the picture?
    Should be a can of lard or Crisco

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55. And after this performance all the fans gave homage to David Hogan AKA Lard Ass from Stand By Me by having a barfarama. With special guest puker very large, fat ass Mr. Creosote.

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56. I hear Jenny Craig has a good team this year.

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57. @Russian Bot:

    In 10 years they’ll all be dead from HTN, Diabetes, MI, or CKD.

    or, most likely, Mad Cow.

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58. grey spray paint, walk on all-fours, try getting a date @ the zoo…baby got back = twerker anthem

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59. Stanford siesmagraph registered this and the aftershocks were felt in three drive thru lines.

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60. Notice they did it on the 50 yard line? Otherwise the field would have tipped over.

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61. Lotta one liners for this story. Quick in-n-outs. The Bible covers this element of human behavior. The basic error and the demonstrated outgrowth shown in the video.

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62. Hank Johnson, only if it was in Guam.

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