“I swear, it was the size of a whole pork tenderloin, and I told him to make damn sure he flush next time. And to go get his chocolate starfish checked. Something ain’t right there.”
What did who say? All I see is Red Barry next to an empty space on a couch.
But he told me “bukake” was Japanese for “aperitif”!
“He wanted a rectal exam, and I asked ‘with which finger?’ And he said, ‘baby you’re gonna need more than 2!’ “
“Barack’s a Manic Drepressive…That’s a Fact.”
When he told me he had an innie I thought he was talking about his belly button.
I have a week to live unless you give me a kidney.
“… I had to carry baby Malaria like this. She was scared and stiff as a board when ever he came around.”
“B’preezy, we gots 747 days left to finish destroying this country”
“Moo, my Nig-ubian Princess, don’t sweat it, we will get it done.
Not so fast though.
We gotsta squeeze in 36 vacations and 172 golf games at least.”
What do you mean by the word tranny??
No…really…it was Bo….
I’m the one that IS the King. He’s the, “queen.”
I wish someone had told me I was wearing the same thing as this damn couch!
“I can’t believe Al Sharpton, of all people was hittin’ on me!”
“I mean, everything shrunk on that skinny nigga but his big head.”
“And what the fuck does ‘resist we much’ mean?”
“Damn fool!”
“And what the fuck does ‘resist we much’ mean?”
Hahahaha!!!! I can’t breath(e)!!!!
“And then he told them, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”
So he put his hands under both cheeks of my ass, like this and said “Damn Gurl”
“And then I whispered to Barack, ‘All this for a flag?'”
“I was thinking of not going on vacation again until Barack balances the budget.”
“You can see why I keep being voted most fashionable woman”
So….I was looking through some boxes and found his birth certificate….
Oprah wants me to be the executor of her will….
“This is the first time in my adult life that I am proud of this couch.”
I showed Al Sharpton my penis…..OOOH!… the look on his face?
I don’t have enough wigs….
Does this ass make my couch look big?
“Just like George Washington, Barry has never told a lie in his life”
“so i told them it was bong water”
“I only let Barry wear the pants when he goes to the office”
Honestly,, I thought the expression was “God save the queef”
“… and den da crackah bitch has da nerve ta say, ‘can yooo reach dat for meee?’ like she doan know ’bout only black lives matter now in Amerikkka or sum fukkin ting.”
Moo to Boo, “They said that I can’t break the internet in one of those KK outfits, what do you think Boo?”
So then I told that old bat, Queen of England, bitch, you can crap in one hand and wish for a respectable present from America’s leaders in the other, and see which one gets filled up first.
“Black lives matter”.
“Nobody got any pie at dinner. Barrack ate them all – by himself!”
“Reggie keeps telling me Barrack has a new talent. Wow! I can’t imagine what that would be?”
“…and then Harry said my ass makes the White House look small…so I decked him.”
His balls are this far apart…
“So Bill says ‘We’ll tell em Barry’s the father!'”
Bammy boy neglected to give me the Crocodile Dundee handshake when we first met. Now he’s stuck with me. He may be prez but I’m the First Pecker!
“I swear, it was the size of a whole pork tenderloin, and I told him to make damn sure he flush next time. And to go get his chocolate starfish checked. Something ain’t right there.”
What did who say? All I see is Red Barry next to an empty space on a couch.
But he told me “bukake” was Japanese for “aperitif”!
“He wanted a rectal exam, and I asked ‘with which finger?’ And he said, ‘baby you’re gonna need more than 2!’ “
“Barack’s a Manic Drepressive…That’s a Fact.”
When he told me he had an innie I thought he was talking about his belly button.
I have a week to live unless you give me a kidney.
“… I had to carry baby Malaria like this. She was scared and stiff as a board when ever he came around.”
“B’preezy, we gots 747 days left to finish destroying this country”
“Moo, my Nig-ubian Princess, don’t sweat it, we will get it done.
Not so fast though.
We gotsta squeeze in 36 vacations and 172 golf games at least.”
What do you mean by the word tranny??
No…really…it was Bo….
I’m the one that IS the King. He’s the, “queen.”
I wish someone had told me I was wearing the same thing as this damn couch!
“I can’t believe Al Sharpton, of all people was hittin’ on me!”
“I mean, everything shrunk on that skinny nigga but his big head.”
“And what the fuck does ‘resist we much’ mean?”
“Damn fool!”
“And what the fuck does ‘resist we much’ mean?”
Hahahaha!!!! I can’t breath(e)!!!!
“And then he told them, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”
So he put his hands under both cheeks of my ass, like this and said “Damn Gurl”
“And then I whispered to Barack, ‘All this for a flag?'”
“I was thinking of not going on vacation again until Barack balances the budget.”
“You can see why I keep being voted most fashionable woman”
So….I was looking through some boxes and found his birth certificate….
Oprah wants me to be the executor of her will….
“This is the first time in my adult life that I am proud of this couch.”
I showed Al Sharpton my penis…..OOOH!… the look on his face?
I don’t have enough wigs….
Does this ass make my couch look big?
“Just like George Washington, Barry has never told a lie in his life”
“so i told them it was bong water”
“I only let Barry wear the pants when he goes to the office”
Honestly,, I thought the expression was “God save the queef”
“… and den da crackah bitch has da nerve ta say, ‘can yooo reach dat for meee?’ like she doan know ’bout only black lives matter now in Amerikkka or sum fukkin ting.”
Moo to Boo, “They said that I can’t break the internet in one of those KK outfits, what do you think Boo?”
He’s thinkin’ breaking isn’t exactly biblical descrution Moo.
So then I told that old bat, Queen of England, bitch, you can crap in one hand and wish for a respectable present from America’s leaders in the other, and see which one gets filled up first.
“Black lives matter”.
“Nobody got any pie at dinner. Barrack ate them all – by himself!”
“Reggie keeps telling me Barrack has a new talent. Wow! I can’t imagine what that would be?”
“…and then Harry said my ass makes the White House look small…so I decked him.”
His balls are this far apart…
“So Bill says ‘We’ll tell em Barry’s the father!'”
Bammy boy neglected to give me the Crocodile Dundee handshake when we first met. Now he’s stuck with me. He may be prez but I’m the First Pecker!