Here’s a game we used to play back in the iOwnTheWorld days.
What did these people do?
A: The owner of a massage parlor was partnered with a masseuse that would give happy endings and then the customers were extorted out of money when shown a secret video made of the encounter
B: Married couple built cages for the their young kids, that they locked up, instead of hiring day care.
C: Both were arrested when they both repeatedly rammed one another’s car in an intersection like it was a demolition derby, ultimately hitting a police car.
D: He supplied her cats to use at her Chinese restaurant.
c
a
LOL, it’s like deja vuy all over again.
I’m going with A.
I’d say E – he’s a soccer player that disabled her rickshaw with an errant kick.
B!!
AS IN ¡¡BENITO!!
E All of the above and then some more.
I cheated!
What is “She’s Asian… Happy Ending?”
Criminals for $400
I’m still not peaking. Just in case I’m right. Which odds are I’m not. Screw it, I’m looking.
B
He robbed a Dunkin Donut shop and she drove the getaway car. But he only got creme filled donuts and she got pissed, ran a red light and clipped a guy in a wheelchair that started to roll down the street, and while trying to prevent hitting a three legged dog crossing the street, wheelchair guy hit an electrical box on the corner, knocking out the power to the Starbucks where Rob Reiner was going to use the restroom but he sh*t all overhimself in the dark.
First thought was C.
Upon further reflection, the answer is…AAAAAGGGGHHHH, UUUHHHHHH, Uuhh, help, call 911.
Diogenes,
So choice Z? That’s what I was originally going with. LOL
B. They have “The Look”.
Floriduh strikes again.
B. I read the story.
The dude fucks dogs. The woman eats them.
B
B all you can B…
D.
We no see your cat. Don’t BBC ask again!!! Now I look.
Moo Goo gui Kitty.
I can think of a few people that might be better off if they had kept their kids in cages.
“The boy later told police that their sibling was also placed in a cage in the bathroom closet.”
Their? There were only two kids. The article already stated the kid is a BOY!
This gender neutral stuff is getting waaaayyyyy past STUPID.
I would have gone with A. Who doesn’t love a happy ending?
Neither of them look like scientists, unless cooking meth is a science. Put them in the same cages they used for their kids, inside a prison cell.
I see stupid on their faces. I pick B. The are breeding more stupid.
Now I’ll see if I’m right…
So … they had to shit in a bucket whilst caged?
C’mon man! I never put MY kids in cages! I did sometimes tie the gurls up when they thought they wuz too good for a Biden, especially the granddaughters ’cause, no joke, they could really SQUIRM, but I always let them go right away when I was done, no lie!
Dustin Huff, 35, and Yurui Xie, 31
https://www.fox10tv.com/2023/12/12/couple-arrested-keeping-young-children-makeshift-cages-police-say/
When I was younger We called Those cages “play pens”
Most of the kids turned out ok.
Agreed joe.
In fact, I would trust a play pen more than some strange nanny who DGAF about your kids.
B
Open book tests are made for aces like me.