What do you get a woman like Caitlyn for her birthday?

46 Comments on What do you get a woman like Caitlyn for her birthday?

1. Lube. Lots of lube.

2. A douchebag.

   Of limited utility, but, you know……high in symbolism.

3. A mental evaluation with a psychiatrist?

4. Cyanide pills

5. A mirror and Gorilla Glue.
   Permanently glue it to HIS face,
   so HE can see what HE has don to HIMSELF.

6. A one-way ticket to some castaway island without a TV camera, internet, phone or anything remotely capable of sending any kind of information.

   Let’s call it: Forgotten Island of No Return.

7. A head bag?

8. A Participation Trophy to commemorate his/her sincere effort to belong to the human race.

9. A suicide kit.

10. Sorry Brad, didn’t read your post.

11. A conscience……..?

12. A lice starter kit.

13. A body bag?

14. A bullet

15. An athletic supporter with a cup for all the women that are going to kick him the privates when Jenner tries to use their rest room.

16. an Atlas V rocket to get him out of the gravitational pull of his stepdaughters’ butt

17. “Bedtime Stories,” by Jack Kovorkian and a loaded revolver.

18. A burka

19. A lifetime supply of <a href="http://www.lotrimin.com/jock-itch/"Lotrimin Ultra.

20. Edit button, please?

21. A DVD of old CHiPs reruns, the ones where he’s trying to butch it up.

22. Dick in the Box

23. A Vagina

24. definately a 2 or 3 bagger.

25. or my dad would give him “a good swift kick in the ass”. No charge

26. a prison term?

27. Very tight jockey shorts. Very tight.

28. The go play in traffic blindfolded game.

29. How about a necktie and some socks? After all, he’s a guy.

30. A lobotomy.

31. Genitalectomy. Because the longer you leave it, the harder it gets.

32. A nice fountain pen and stationary…so that he can write to his family from jail after he is convicted of motor vehicle homicide/manslaughter.

33. Sorry, “xe” not “he.”

34. Oh, she deserves a Hogly Stevenson because women ride too!

35. A pink-stock Hello Kitty AR-15.

36. Understanding Genetics by Norman V. Rothwell, Oxford Press

37. Hell, let’s just start with a haircut.

38. A Javelin.

39. A lobotomy?

40. Next time you’re at the Super Market, have them double bag your order then send the bags to “Kate”.

41. A life time supply of birth control; pills.

42. A stick of dynamite with a short fuse and the following printed on a label:

    “Easy Penis Remover for cowards. Shove this up your ass and light it.”

43. That picture of him is a true representation of ‘Fugly’

44. A coupon for a free box of fruit loops…………..

45. Extra strong prescription of Viagra

46. Not a woman.
    Not a “her.”

    Did it legally change its name?