Bubba sent a video where this question was posed. One dude had a huge list, among the answers were –
Pilots named Muhammed
Prostate exam from Captain Hook
Styrofoam gas can
A suspiciously large wooden horse
Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
Carpooling with JFK
!!!!!!!!
What do you guys have?
A toilet seat on a Grey Hound Bus as its flying down the highway after a New York Jets Game.
Top that!
2nd:
Justine Turdeau in a Toronto Bath House without his Plastic wedding ring.
Joe Isuzu.
Australian cops
Horse wormer paste (this one is for Groucho)
A fart after binge eating taco bell and a whole pot of espresso
Kamala Harris with a chipped tooth
A vegan telling me lab grown meat is delicious and good for me.
Any doctor opinion by Jill Biden.
“…Carpooling with JFK…”
Or Teddy Kennedy
Drinks with bill cosby
Hunting with dick cheney
Dropping soap around a sailor
Governor Blackface imposing mandates.
Any Biden on any topic.
Any Reverend with greasy hair.
Sushi from a trash can behind a gas station
Gas station sushi with a ‘guaranteed fresh’ sticker on it
Chicken Little
Playing leap frog with Pete buttigieg
John McCain on the Forrestal Aircraft Carrier on July 29, 1967.
Alyssa Milano following through on anything
The weather forecast
Idiots with their finger on the trigger.
Al gore only wanting a back rub
A free used mattress from a woman named Kamala
Bill Clinton saying ‘just the tip’ in any context
Epstein’s prison guards…
Mitch McConnell? Naaaaahhhhh, scratch that.
A leisurely ride through the countryside with Colonel Custer.
That the stripper is actually working her way through med school and really likes me
Box seat tickets from Abe Lincoln.
Mexican tap water
Drinking from the faucet of a Mexican rest stop.
Mittens Romney.
No brainer, it’s written on all of our currency.
Harvey Weinstein and any female member of my family
A 3 day old hotdog from speedway.
Swimming off the West Coast of Australia or South Africa…
Jen Psaki after 4 margaritas…
Prostrate exam by Andre the Giant.
Joe Isuzu
An Aircraft with no wings on final approach!
A blind air traffic controller bringing my plane in!
Anything made in China…
OK, maybe not
– The family dog looking at the freshly grilled steaks on the table with no one around.
– An oxycontin addict on a self-guided tour of purdue pharma.
– A fox around a chicken coop
The Hindenburg on a stormy night
An old Alfred E Newman for President poster, WHAT ME WORRY! on the rear windows of my 55 Chevy station wagon. I actually did this in HS 50 + years ago in the early 70’s. This was back when most people still had a sense of humor, not now. In God we trust, not joey the faux idiot presidunce.
Standing between Fauci and a television camera…
Otter and Bluto of the Delta House.
“You fucked up. You trusted us”.
A White Russian made by AOC
You know, the thing…
A Takata Corp. automobile airbag…
What do you trust more than Biden?
Fauci’s Medical Science and the JAB.
Al Sharpton’s tax returns
Jussie Smollet’s noose affidavit
Hillary did not kill Vince.
Hunter Biden’s “pharmacist”
A colonoscopy from Goatse.
Gabby Petito’s fiancé
What? Too soon?
Waking up in the morning and needing to find a comb or brush.
Trust me, I’m from the Government
@LBS
Gabby was a whack Job nut bag BUT DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE.
Landrie was a Soyish Asshole that most likely killed her.
Both are perfect examples of what is wrong with modern culture.
At 23 years of age I was a full time HVAC Tech with 5 years apprenticeship completed.
I was not “Finding Myself” in a vehicle payed by may parents being driven by my “partner”
Only an IDIOT pays for a “Bang Bus” so his daughter can get plowed by a fucking pencil neck mental case as they explore the wonders of “Merica”
GET A FUCKING JOB KIDS! Time to eat ChYnA’S Fuckin Lunch!
Wuhan petting zoo
A rubber crutch.
Port-a-John splash back
“I’m with the government, and I’m here to help.”
izlamo delenda est …
FBI Agent saying “No, you don’t need a lawyer.”
izlamo delenda est …
The Chinese restaurant behind the animal shelter
“This is REALLY the truth!”
izlamo delenda est …
The Serpent claiming “One bite, and you will be as gods!”
izlamo delenda est …
Dollar store rubbers
Chinese chicken when you notice there’re no cats in the neighborhood.
izlamo delenda est …
Politicians debating Science.
izlamo delenda est …
I’ve never considered putting the words ‘trust’ and ‘Biden’ in the same sentence until now. They don’t go together. I don’t trust Biden AT ALL.
Pete Buttigieg babysitting your 3 y/o son.
izlamo delenda est …
Joey Biden babysitting your 3 y/o daughter.
izlamo delenda est …
Anything Jen Psaki says.
izlamo delenda est …
The “conservative” Mitch McConnell.
izlamo delenda est …
Justice from the SCROTUS.
izlamo delenda est …
OJ’s cutlery set…
unicorns
Who -don’t- I trust more than Biden?
The Taliban women’s empowerment czar
A bearded birthing person
Motel bed sheets
The guy with the funny accent who rings your doorbell and says he can give you a great deal on re-paving your driveway because he has some extra asphalt left over from another job that will spoil and go to waste if it isn’t used RIGHT NOW.
A post Taco Bell fart.
Frank Luntz’s election polling
81 million votes*…
No, I don’t trust that either
A dusty can of sardines from a truck stop in the middle of Kansas.
Adam Schiffty.
Kamala saying “blow is only an expression…”
Black Plague Gain of Function Research…
I trust a used car salesman more than Beijing Biden
1-2-3-4 as my ATM password…
A Father & Mother’s Day card designed by the Menendez brothers…
A rabid Raccoon
A Nigerian parachute
The paper bag on Joy Behar’s head
Madonna’s accent
A drunken mohel
Elizabeth Holmes voice
Michael J. Fox diffusing a bomb
Chaining my bike in Harlem
A $20 bill from George Floyd…
Anything Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas tells a Republican member of Congress after working 16 hours a day moving Haitians around the country and pretending they are all going back to their Shithole.
What? too soon?
Anytime a politician say’s “let me be clear”
Obama’s college transcript
Anything General Milley and Dementia Joe believe is a “Righteous Kill.”
A Crack addicted used car salesman.
Bathtub moonshine
Racing during rush hour with a 1971 Ford Pinto with two 5 gal cans of gas in the back seat.
Grape Kool-Aid at a Jim Jones party.
Playing Russian roulette with 5 rounds in the gun.
Spraying water from a hose on a hi-tension line barefooted in the rain.
The slight bulge in the stripper’s thong
Brian Williams with his hand on a bible.
A college student’s ID during Spring Break…
Checking to see how much gas in your truck with a lighter.
Tony Bobulinski
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/10/27/biden-whistleblower-the-biden-family-is-compromised-n2578911
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Sun-dried potato salad
The food challenge on Fear Factor
Derek Chauvin.
Guatemalan Lasik Surgery
It would be a far shorter list of things we trust LESS than biden*
I’ll start:
The 2024 election
The Russian olympic judge
Emails telling me about pills that will enlarge my penis.
Sickles, scythes, meat hooks, manure hooks, and long-handled digging forks.
The Mandela Memorial sign-language interpreter.
I’d trust my two ex’s to fix me a home-cooked dinner.
joe biden’s* dog Major with my medium-rare rib-eye…
Original recipe for Wuhan Bat Soup.
That there are only 11 million illegal aliens living in our country, and that Comprehensive Immigration Reform will fix the problem.
“It would be a far shorter list of things we trust LESS than biden*”
I’ll start:
The 2024 election
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Loco,
I will play along…HUNTER BIDEN
I guess I would trust Biden’s dead son, Beau, more than Biden…
Takeout from a Chinese’s restaurant around the corner from the Animal Control office.
A fart a couple of hours after eating gas station sushi then following it with a hot dog from a hot dog cart.
A loaded gun in a daycare center playroom…
Leaving my six-pack of 40 oz malt liquor in a Compton strip club parking lot…
Morton-Thiokol O-rings…
Anything the Duke and Duchess of Sussex tells us to do about anything.
Any Federal Court decision handed down by an Osmidgen or Obiden appointed Judge.
Oprah’s hair and her relationship with what’s his name.
Bruce Springsteen’s cowboy hat.
Baghdad Bob
Macedonian Content Farmers who elected President Trump.
Any excuse President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton has for losing to President Donald J. Trump.
Having Michael J. Fox give me a shave…
Driving down a pot-hole laden, dirt road in a 1970 Chevy Nova with no suspension and an ass-load of Raisin Bran.
Kool-Aid from a trash can in Jonestown.
A fat white girl’s deodorant at a BLM rally…
Walking barefoot in San Francisco…
My face in Stacy Abrams crotch for 24 hours – after she scarfs down forty chicken wings and a gallon of beer.
Who do I trust more than Biden?
Anybody who lives in West Hollywood.
65 year old men with pony tails.
Afghanistani “barbers”.
Cockroaches.
Every pedophile rino in the Lincoln Project.
Not the FBI
I trust not contracting Herpes Simplex II from a Vegas tranny whore with cold sores all over its mouth than Joe Pedo Biden.
I trust (tr)Antifa handing out Bible tracts at the next prayer breakfast than Joe Pedo Biden.
A floor covered in rusty nails.
This thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs everyone.
Me: It’s okay honey, I know how to parallel park” 🤣🤣🤣
Hannity’s “tick tock.”
I’ll just put it in once.
izlamo delenda est …
No … I won’t cum in your mouth …
izlamo delenda est …
Check’s in the mail …
izlamo delenda est …
Pete Buttigieg’s “finger” puppet.
izlamo delenda est …
Pete Buttigieg saying: “Open your mouth and close your eyes! You’re in for a little surprise!”
izlamo delenda est …