What Does 100% Natural Mean To You?

21 Comments on What Does 100% Natural Mean To You?

1. Actually, Natural, All Natural, 100% Natural are all ploys by the manufacturers Read the ingredient lists and discover what really is in the Nature Bars.

2. There is nothing new under the sun…

3. Wait, the grocer told me a box of these would kill my tape worm. 🙂

4. Hemlock is 100% natural.

5. If it says “natural flavors”, that usually means it has some real nasty crap in it that they think would keep people from buying it if they knew where it actually comes from.

   You know they put bull semen in those energy drinks. But they don’t dare label it like that, they list it as “taurine”.

   Will Smart is right, read the labels. Learn the lingo too, they cheat.

6. So change the label to 99.9% natural.

   I’m ambivalent about this kind of thing-so much of it is utter BS. It’s the fucking nannys running amok.

   Fire coming out too your water faucet because of fracking-bullshit
   AGW-bullshit
   Coffee is bad for you, oh wait, it’s healthy, wait, it’s bad, no it’s good
   High cholesterol is death, no wait, it’s NBD
   ADA
   Cell phones give you brain cancer-bullshit
   Salt is death, no wait, you have to have some, no it’s essential
   OTC weight loss pills
   Ionize your water
   Eggs are death, beef too and don’t forget tuna
   Saturated fat is death(actually you have to have it)
   Cellulite wraps

   All right, I’m getting desperate with the last one but something’s gonna get you-I’d say unless you’re eating a couple dozen of these things a day, you’ll probably be OK.

7. 100% natural can only mean that it can be found in nature as-is.
   Maybe a carefully fed bear could poop out one of those things, but I would want to see proof, and watch them eat it right off the ground.

8. So long as there’s no GMOs or radioisotopes as far as I’m concerned it’s natural.

9. How else do you expect them to keep us peons sick, dumb, and controllable?

10. I don’t like eating things the consistency of particle board.

11. Good Lord, some people just seem to have too much free time.

    I am too busy worrying about my health, trying not to get killed by work-related stress, wondering how I’m gonna last 10-15 more years in my job before I can retire and collect a decent pension, trying to keep body and soul together on a salary that’s been stagnant since 2011, and fretting about what is happening in this country to GAFF about what they put in a granola bar.

12. Sorry for typo. Salary is stagnant since 2013.

    And LOL to @Jagpald!

13. It means the babe next to me in bed is buck nekkid.

14. Czar – Do you mean doe nekkid?

15. When you have a case of these in your basement and store shelves are empty, you won’t give a sh!t about a little RoundUp on the oats.

    Watch.

16. Hell! Crude oil is natural.

17. At what point do organic ingredients combine to become synthetic?

18. Everything on the fuckin Earth is “natural.”
    A part of “nature.”
    Ghosts, spirits, Vampires, Zombies, and Demonrats are “un-natural” – that is – NOT of this Earth.

    The fuckin imbeciles in advertising and the fuckin imbeciles marketing and the fuckin imbeciles buying don’t have a clue.

    “Natural” is a word sorely abused; as is “organic,” the meaning of which is lost on a Helluva lot of imbeciles stumbling through life.

    izlamo delenda est …

19. TO Burner

    Good one! Funny how language and idioms
    take on “new meanings” with time!

20. No wonder I could no longer find these at two Costcos! They just softened the crunch too and it was delicious.

21. Everything is poisonous. Now, let’s talk about dose.