Welcome home #SoyuzMS09 ! On October 5th this is what I looked like walking heel-toe eyes closed after 197 days on @Space_Station during the Field Test experiment…I hope the newly returned crew feels a lot better. Video credit @IndiraFeustel pic.twitter.com/KsFuJgoYXh
— A.J. (Drew) Feustel (@Astro_Feustel) December 20, 2018
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Turns out, floating around weightlessly for nearly 200 days messes with your muscles and your body’s ability to balance itself.
Like Obama after a night with Reggie.
Just your average drunk Russian.
Like the time I slammed two Irish coffees.
…they should go to England to see it they can get that walk certified…
https://youtu.be/iV2ViNJFZC8
Looks like me after falling asleep on the couch, waking up and then trying to go to bed.
Looks like Ruth Bader Ginsberg dancing the jig after slamming Trump.
Now…a show of hands…who want’s to go to mars?
Looks like me each one of the 5 times I get up at night to pee.
Those clipboard people are the same everywhere. Wouldn’t you put down the damn thing and use two hands if you were spotting that man?
Maybe this is another reason why we don’t belong in outer space. Try as they may, spend billions of dollars trying to escape the dregs of mankind. Wherever you go, there you are.
I feel better about our chances with the alien invasion now.
We’ll just have to scoop them off the ground as we lord over them with our commanding strength from years of overcoming gravity.
That’s about how I walk normally with NO alcohol…thanks to a healthy dose of Agent Orange’s effect on my nervous system!
The only way mankind is reaching the stars is if human consciousness can be placed inside a space ship and the consciousness exists in a VR environment, hopefully replete with lots of vast landscapes and porn stars and such to pass the eons away.
Looks like Ted Kennedy, after 197 days of sobriety.
If it involved Chris Hadfield.. I’d have left his ass in space!