What Does She Look Like She’d Steal By Stuffing It In Her Shorts?

16 Comments on What Does She Look Like She’d Steal By Stuffing It In Her Shorts?

1. Every (real) woman already has at least one clam in their shorts already.

   Just saying.

   Notice that in 2015 you have to use “real”, even with a cheesy joke like this. We suck.

2. All of the above

3. I’m going with Lice Killer. Looks like she’s got a chigger infection … uhh … sorry … cheegro infection around her mouth.

4. I’d say live bait. But could you tell?

5. She looks like a live bait thief. Easy to picture her catching a big carp with her teeth.

6. My immediate idea was she stuffed the bag boy down her shorts but he wasn’t on the list.

7. OMG, when I first saw it, I thought George Soros had transgendered.

8. Gotta go with MJA.
   Lets go see.

9. Now that you mention it, she does look sort of like the love child of George Soros and Janis Joplin.

10. Prep H, looks like she got roids of the face

11. I was going to say clams, but that’s first.

    I’m going to go with Beef Jerky – though it must be pretty mushy by now.

12. My first thought was live bait, but that’s probably because I was buying some crickets at a local bait shop a number of years ago, and a cricket jumped and landed right in the cleavage of the fat, disgusting woman running the bait shop. She put her hands on her boobs and mashed the cricket between them then asked, “is this one okay, or do you want a fresh one?” I opted for the fresh one, and I no longer buy bait there.

13. Mrs. Sandy Berger?

14. Yay!

    I’m 2 for 2,000 now.

15. She looks like a Brides Magazine reader. No really; that and the bag boy down her shorts. Hahahah! Uncle Al might be right.

16. Lol. For those of you who will bother with FB, check out this moslem fishes and loaves video. I had to watch it twice to really appreciate it.

    https://www.facebook.com/rabih.karam.395/videos/1657310941149660/