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Hillary: Don’t they look perky?
Host: Indeed. Very nice, Mrs. Clinton…Please stop shimmying.
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I plan to run as a man in 2020.
Story:
I am transitioning. I plan to run as a man in 2020. When I win, it will prove I lost in 2016 because of sexism . . . Etc.
“Then I said, yeah! We won Florida, we’re IN!”
Pizza makes me Poop !
Take me now you crazy fool!
Hillary Clinton, you just blew an election you were supposed to win, what now?
“Huzzah! I’m going to Costco!”
American loser Hillary Clinton shocks viewers when she sits on her reset button during an interview with celebrity Irish TV psychiatrist.
She’s singing ” Mrs. Robinson , and He’s nervously planning an escape !
LUKE!!!!!!! I’M YOUR MOTHER!!!!
Can you smell it yet? Teehee!
I’m tired of Hillary she is past her due date.
Would you believe Chelsea’s kids are my grand kids?
“They are coming to take me away, Ha, Ha
They are coming to take me away, Ho, Ho
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time.”
Only old timers will remember the song.
It’s a ” Retro Key party ” and their about to experience each other !!!
Do you remember that guy, Web Hubbel? Wanna hear a secret?
I won a free vacation to Cuba!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!
@ oldgeezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMZwuAN9lpc
Somebody said Bill had a heart attack with a hooker last night, do you have proof?
You mean I don’t have aids from that bastard?
Mooshelll wasn’t a woman?
I”m representing Yoko’s new Clothing line, this is the ” Lil Kim ” in silk …. Don’t I look Hot ?
Hillary: Hey, this is as real as it gets.
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats!
“I’m so old, my titties make cottage cheese”.
“We laid Vince down on his back on the office rug, like this, and then we rolled him up in it.”
“These adult depends are fab-u-lous!! It’s almost like wearing nothing at all!
“I sure miss the good old days when I would tell Bill to just let it fly.”
You can pin my wrists like this if you’ve got a bottle of vodka.
How FANTASTIC! Fifty plus gun-toting C&W rednecks takin’ the dirt nap, and hundreds…HUNDREDS!…more leakin’ blood! Hooray! THANK YOU SATAN!
Hellary intimdated by a question, pretends to have a seizure.
I got nuthin’. No, I mean it. No thing.
“Ever seen two tangerines in tube socks?”…
“and then i said, “I’m sorry, I dont recall”
Pee Wee Herman and Hillary – who knew!
Hellary demonstrates the Manhattan stlye, “Hands up. Don’t shoot cause I can’t breath(e)”
No joking. Everyone here has had millions of conversations with people over their lifetimes.
I can only speak for myself, but I’ve never seen anyone assume that position. Ever.
At least in the vertical position.
Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Is this a body gesture that occurs in your world?
“And then there was a clap of thunder, and my thighs slammed shut… and I HAD him! No, really, that’s who I got my nickname!”
Reacting to the news of James Comey’s firing.
refuse/resist
“You can pin my wrists like this if you’ve got a bottle of vodka.”
Well here’s a bottle of chardonnay Hillary, now go fuck yourself.
I think she was reenacting out the last second of Vince Foster’s life, when the bullets entered his brain.
My entire political career has been covered up by a complicit and compliant Media.
They are just like these Depends I’m wearing.
I’m constantly covered in shit of my own making but they exist to hide it from the public.
Does anyone else see in the corner of that room what looks like a prayer bench with a beer can on it?
Ooooh that smell,
Can’t you smell that smell?
Ooooh that smell,
The smell of death surrounds you.
Four more and I would have an Udder!
“I call this chair the Huma chair. Sitting on it gets my oil pumping.”
“Mrs. Clinton… when did Kim Jung Un become your clothing designer?”
“See, I had Huma’s knees in my hands – like this …”
“..and when my Secret Service handlers (poor bastards) don’t move fast enough to fetch my drink, I threaten to flash them. Just like this.”
“Wait, ’till I show you a hole in my tongue from that Bosnian sniper ” 😉
“Did I just fart?”
“So I pulled the reins like this!”
“Bad dog! He-he.”
“at this point, what difference does it make ?”
“…..and then I pulled Huma’s legs apart and……”
Hillary tells of being water-boarded… still doesn’t know what happened.
Ahhhhhh, I love the freedom of Depends!
Darn, that boil on my butt tickles!
You gotta sit just right on this damn hemorrhoid pillow. I got a big one.
For how long more we’ll have to hear from Hillary? I think it was Greg Guttfeld who said, “It’s like the longest loser parade…ever!”
Plus Bill Clinton, Barack and Michele Obama … The frightful foursome