What Kind of Fish is He?

26 Comments on What Kind of Fish is He?

1. looks like a trip downtown….
   FJB

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2. I can only hope he gained some brain-eating amoebas.

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3. Flounder

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4. Idiot fish: https://www.montereyfish.com/idiot-fish
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   https://globalseafoods.com/products/kinki-idiot-fish
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5. He’s a fuckfaced jackassfish.

   What he “gained” was a few minutes of Social Media fame, which WE are helping him indulge in.

   The kids will do just about anything for clicks.

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6. Dumb-crook news. Hat tip to John Boy & Billy

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7. Pretty sure he wasn’t an angel fish.

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8. IN THE MILITARY, WE CALL THEM NON-SWIMMERS

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9. On fish two fish
   Jailed by the blue fish…

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10. This bullshit was going on about three/four years ago with several videos of assholes jumping into various BPS aquariums. Thought it faded to be honest.

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11. A croaker.

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12. Looks like he’s about ready to step on a stonefish, which could be a fatal move.

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13. Fish with shrivelled dick

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14. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, the blue fish has a little red star, say what a lot of commie fish there are.

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15. 15 seconds of my life wasted. Who fucking cares and why would one promote clicking on this garbage?

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16. Bottom Feeders walk this earth among us.
    They aren’t all elected officials.

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17. He’s a dork-fish…caught him on a corn dog…..

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18. The rampant pandemic of stupidity that is sweeping the globe.
    They have been taught no respect for anybody or anything.
    All for that one viral video.

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19. Sucker.

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20. I’ll tell ya what kind of fish he is… HE’s a BOY fish!!! No question about it! The “boys will be boys” kind of fish! One that I guarantee has never even considered being groomed into becoming a “girl fish”. Was it a pointless and immature attention seeking stunt? Of course it was. Thats what boys do, or at least we used to do before we were told that being an alpha male was toxic and any form of aggressive behavior or outburst of testosterone are violence against all women… (or some such drivel).
    I’m not really a fan of the “Jackass” crowd, but im kinda glad they can still exist! I certainly did my share of stupid tricks back when i was young enough to heal from the injuries! Stupid Kid!!!

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21. TOO DAM BAD THERE WEREN’T ABOUT 100 BLACK PEE-RANA FISH HIDING UNDER
    THE ROCKS. HE WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT OUT……..

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22. Damn, no alligator?

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23. I believe in Shawshank they refer to that is fresh fish

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24. And people claim American tourists are stupid.

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25. American dorkfish. Habitat, built up commercial and recreational spaces, both on land and water, though seldom in naturally occurring sources of either. Responds well to many bait styles, predominately corn dogs or variants. Often referred to as the zucchini of the piscatorial world, the dorkfish is prone to bouts of genuinely inexplicable inanity, sometimes resulting in its own destruction. Though a plentiful species, dorkfish aren’t attractive as either game or food fish, rather are considered trash fish, a nuisance species and bounties have been proposed in many jurisdictions to reduce overpopulation.

26. Not to worry it will be catch and release.