An editor at Slate took a shot at defining the qualities it takes for a person to have a punchable face. As an outlet for the dumbest of liberal drivel the characteristics chosen should be no surprise; race followed closely by gender and class, i.e. affluent white males.
The writer of the original piece, Heather Schwedel, should start by slapping herself in face to wake up from her delusions before writing about what others deserve.
Fatuousness. Nothing invites a face punch like smug, ignorant, self-satisfied, silly stupidity. Fatuousness is easily detectable in all races, socio-economic classes, both real sexes (and all bogus “genders”), and ages.
It”s like fine art, you can’t necessarily describe it, but you KNOW it when you see it!!
Not sure how to pronounce Fatousness, but I like it.
How bout Pretender Genders?
FAT-choo-us-ness
A shit-eating grin always does it for me!
A smug smirk.
Examples abound.
Cute that it’s now smug smirking “Girl Snowflakes Who Type From Home For A Living” who are advocating what they think is “violence”.
She’s got a bit of a backpfeifengesicht herself.
Yup, somebody needs to slap the coke boogers out of her head.
This dumb bitch has probably never been punched nor could throw a punch… because of that, she’s the last person that gets to decide what face is punchable.
All she had to do was:
1. Look in nearest mirror.
2. Describe what she saw as punchable.
Punchable Faces:
Best compilation- People who laughed at Trump.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahkMAGJPOHU
George Cloony, John Oliver, Tom Hanks, Seth Meyers, Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams, Bob Beckel and a of other misfits.
Enjoyable to watch.
They pulled the link but you can type it in. Hilarious. Watch the guy on MSNBC (?) with his predictions, and Madcow, bat shit crazy.
A full 1/2 hour or more of pure entertainment.
Well now, the girl has a point. She could punch a white young man in the face and I would expect nothing would happen to her on the other hand if she’s in New York, Chicago, LA, really any large urban town and she punched a young black man in the face he would in all likelyhood kill her. The same would happen if she punched an Hispanic young man from an urban area in a large city. Less so with an Asian, at least in North America maybe not so much in Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand and the like. So I guess young, white men have the most punchable faces for women to take a pot at but not because of any smugness or conceit but rather it’s far safer and less likely to get you killed or badly beaten.
What makes a face punchable? Well, is it on a democrat and/or a proggie?
If yes it’s automatically punchable.
Is it on a RINO “republican”? Then yes that face is punchable.
Is it on a phony pseudo-conservative fair-weather republican never-Trumper?
Then yes that face is punchable. In fact that’s the most punchable.
More punchable faces: Male, female, and in between.
Most upset by Trump win-youtube. Get the tissues out
The question can only be answered when you check the voter ID card to see party affiliation.