Howie Carr has some destination suggestions for the exalted dipstick ruler. –
He should definitely try to visit as many of what he thinks are the 57 or 59 states, not to mention a few foreign countries like Austria, where he said they speak Austrian, or Afghanistan, where he claimed the native tongue is Arabic.
He could visit the Red Line — no, not the one here, the one in Syria that he dared Assad to step over, which he promptly did and … how’s that one working out for you, Barry?
Central Square, Cambridge — lecture the cops one final time on how they have “acted stupidly.”
Stop by his Uncle Omar’s package store in Framingham and celebrate the only illegal alien in the nation who actually works for a living and isn’t on welfare (unlike his late Auntie Zeituni).
Obama should personally visit every American family that, as promised by him, got to keep their doctor and their health insurance and saved $2,500 on the premiums too.
It won’t take long, because there aren’t any such families, just like there aren’t any “Muslim founding fathers,” although he claimed there were some of them, too.
A must stop in the Midwest — Ferguson, Mo., where his “Hands Up Don’t Shoot!” fake-news myth was born.
A shuttered coal mine in West Virginia. The boarded-up Solyndra factory in Fremont, Calif.
Celebrate the new industries his “fundamental transformation of America” policies have created — let’s schedule a visit to a prayer-rug factory in Dearborn.
Gotta drop a dozen doughnuts off at the regional IRS office in Cincinnati. You know, the one where the “rogue agents” decided on their own to start persecuting Tea Party groups, without any prompting from anyone in his administration.
He should go back to Chicago and check in with his “composite” girlfriend, or maybe he can return to the living room of his dear friends, convicted terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.
Gotta have a few sports stops, maybe at “Cominskey Field” in Chicago, or a whistle-stop at State College, Pa., to salute the team he calls the “Nittaly Lions.”
Definitely needs to visit the seashore, because, after all, there’s so much more beachfront property now that the sea levels have been receding since 2008, just like he promised would happen if he were elected president.
Stop by ABC News in D.C. and deliver a box of Kleenex to Martha Raddatz, who was boo-hoo-hooing on Election Night.
Phone ahead to the halfway house where Nakoula B. Nakoula was locked up after Obama and Hillary decided that patsy was going to take the fall for their Benghazi fiasco, even though nobody had ever heard of him or his “film,” let alone seen it.
Obama could at least do a flyover above the Animas River in southern Colorado, into which his EPA dumped 3 million gallons of heavy metal-filled wastewater last year — and the mainstream media are worried about what Donald Trump is going to do to the environment!
The Animas is right on the way to Florence, Colo., which I’m sure the president will want to visit as he hand-delivers a presidential pardon to Supermax Prison inmate 95079-038, also known as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
Barack can order Air Force One to land on the tarmac at the Phoenix Airport to remind everyone how Bill Clinton… more here
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ORLANDO! They’ve created new safe spaces for him!
Well, since you asked, he should just go to Hell.
Arlington National Cemetery. Maybe his level of treason would sink in.
@JustAl, my thought exactly… you beat me. Next best would be Los Angeles on the Friday before Christmas and snarl the hell outta the traffic there since they love him so much. Maybe a nice 3 hour speech in the middle of the I5.
Allepo, Mosul. Palmyra, without escort.
Kenya, I hear there’s a village still looking for their idiot.
The Boats
Sudan
Iran
Saudi Arabia
Yemen
Gibbet
Kornholistan
New Rotique
Wherever they need a Halfrican Emperor
Any country that’s low on its “Shit Quota”
izlamo delenda est …
Benghazi
Wherever Obama goes, I’m certain the ex prez will want to use the women’s bathroom.
Berlin and Paris. Ensure globalists lose in the elections next year.
He really can’t visit there because he lives there….”The Land Of UH’S”…
The bus stop all night at Gratiot and 6 Mile Rd in Deeetroits..
Indonesia. He can look in the garbage for the birth certificate his mother threw away so he could get adopted by her flavor of the week.
I’d like to see him visit Yellowstone, and go up near Pork Chop Geyser for a nice soak in the pool that Colin Scott had such a good time in last month.
The Reagan Ranch. Spend an hour or two with a real President, ya “unwiped ass,” to quote Gen. James Mattis USMC Ret.
I honestly don’t care…as long as his *last* stop is LEAVENWORTH.
Keynesia, since he is a Keynesian….you know a “broken window” economics genius.
I think he should just visit Bad_Brad. That would be enough.
Auschwitz. So he can regale the all the visitors with tales of how his uncle single handedly liberated the place with nothing more than an unloaded M-1 carbine.
And then they’ll say, “What are you, stupid? There wasn’t an American within 600 miles of here in January, 1945 when the Russians showed up.”
This fucker ain’t ever going to go away. Sadly, I’ll have to listen to his bullshit until my dying day. I can only hope that Trump shows him up so badly that only the most hardcore sycophants are buying it.
RYKERS
NRA headquarters…
Evin prison outside Tehran.
Hillary’s nether region. He won’t come out alive.
He can ride on the “Intercontinental Railroad” that he mentioned in a speech in Cincy.
Cuba; surprised he didn’t attend Fidel’s funeral.
Mau-mau Ville!
As long as he was by himself he could come to my house.
I’m sure Guantanamo Bay has a few “suites” open for him and family.
May I suggest Gitmo?
He’d fit right in…
I know it has already been said, but he should just go directly to hell and do all his visiting there from now on.
I’m sure satan has a trophy and some medals to pin on his faggot communist moslem ass.
He should be at the next terrorist attack, right there, front and center.
“… how his uncle single handedly liberated …”
Who said his uncle was an American?
izlamo delenda est …
The Gym. Because that shits funny and we could all stand a good laugh.
He should definitely show up unarmed to a large gathering of his screaming, “mostly peaceful” Muslim Brotherhood pals.
The same place where the Lost Ark is stored.
The f@ck out. That is all.
Uranus!
The women’s bathroom at Target