37 Comments on What sort of idiocy is this? Live Ants in Fake Nails?
WTF!
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Why ants? Why not something useful, such as plague-carrying fleas or deer ticks with Lyme disease?
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Democrats!
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And who do these people vote for? You guessed it…
Low-info’s
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where is PETA when you need ’em?
… or should I say PETI?
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I’m not in the dating scene, but how quickly would you leave this person if this is what they showed you on the first date?
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It’s Leftist code to signal the uprising!
ANTs In FAke nails = ANTIFA!
Arm yourselves – NOW!
🙂
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Now the bugs in the nappy weaves and cornrows have friends to visit.
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Why ants in your fingernails?….simple….because your pants are full…
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Scratching around for crotch crickets. Shit, now I’m not gonna be able to sleep.
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Next thing you know will be termites in wooden fingernails or cockroaches for the beaner chicks.
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@joe6pak
…how quickly would you leave this person if this is what they showed you on the first date?
“Scuse me, honey, but I gotta visit the men’s room. Be right back.” would be the last thing she’d ever see or hear of me.
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The effects of DemonRat plantation dwelling. Ghetto fabulous hoodrats go psycho.
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Vietvet you are good.
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Call PETA
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Gonna be a big hit with all the lady mall cops.
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Hardest-working bugs stuck in the nails of the laziest humans. Where is the social justice in that?
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More evidence of the decline of Western Civilization.
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@Geoff C.: Thank you. Nurse Ratched just tells me that I’m sick, and I need to take more meds.
I hate her.
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Democr-ants? Just need to be Demo-cant’s in November.
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You’re all going to be filled with worms after you pass on, so why not get used to hosting insects now while still alive.
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Hey, Frankie, you’re just a coffin-full of laughs.
You can go straight to Hel… oh wait, never mind.
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Sure would like to slip some fire ants into that farm.
What’s next, pulling wings off flies?
Reminds me of the nutter with the bugs on a string.
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Why are they harassing those poor ants?
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I think there’s some uncles in there. Wow this shit sucks.
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@ OpenTheDoor….Do ya know what you get when you rip off the wings of a fly?……………………………………………………………………………..A walk…..
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Star Wars bar people in every big city.
What’s next? Will people be having animals sewn onto their shoulder?
The look at me generation.
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“.Do ya know what you get when you rip off the wings of a fly?……………………………………………………………………………..A walk…..”
I don’t get it. LOL
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I did have a wasp sting me last week. The fucking rat bastard. I swatted him to the ground. Pulled the stinger out, pulled my trusty tweasers out that I always carry, and ripped his wings off first, then started in on his legs. Slowly, one at a time. Finally he was barely alive with no legs or wings. He’s still barely alive out there. I named him John Mcshitstain.
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How do you feed them? Spiders would last longer.
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You’d feed them by dipping them in a little bit of sugar water or honey. Spiders, not a chance but if they did it could always be a black widow spider.
1
“Stop tapping yer fingers!”
“I’m not. I glued Mexican Jumping Beans to my fingers!”
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As if they (the people or the nails) weren’t nasty enough already…
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Actually, Elton John blazed this crazy trail in the 1970s when he sported platform shoes with clear plastic heels filled with water and goldfish.
WTF!
Why ants? Why not something useful, such as plague-carrying fleas or deer ticks with Lyme disease?
Democrats!
And who do these people vote for? You guessed it…
Low-info’s
where is PETA when you need ’em?
… or should I say PETI?
I’m not in the dating scene, but how quickly would you leave this person if this is what they showed you on the first date?
It’s Leftist code to signal the uprising!
ANTs In FAke nails = ANTIFA!
Arm yourselves – NOW!
🙂
Now the bugs in the nappy weaves and cornrows have friends to visit.
Why ants in your fingernails?….simple….because your pants are full…
Scratching around for crotch crickets. Shit, now I’m not gonna be able to sleep.
Next thing you know will be termites in wooden fingernails or cockroaches for the beaner chicks.
@joe6pak
“Scuse me, honey, but I gotta visit the men’s room. Be right back.” would be the last thing she’d ever see or hear of me.
The effects of DemonRat plantation dwelling. Ghetto fabulous hoodrats go psycho.
Vietvet you are good.
Call PETA
Gonna be a big hit with all the lady mall cops.
Hardest-working bugs stuck in the nails of the laziest humans. Where is the social justice in that?
More evidence of the decline of Western Civilization.
@Geoff C.: Thank you. Nurse Ratched just tells me that I’m sick, and I need to take more meds.
I hate her.
Democr-ants? Just need to be Demo-cant’s in November.
You’re all going to be filled with worms after you pass on, so why not get used to hosting insects now while still alive.
Hey, Frankie, you’re just a coffin-full of laughs.
You can go straight to Hel… oh wait, never mind.
Sure would like to slip some fire ants into that farm.
What’s next, pulling wings off flies?
Reminds me of the nutter with the bugs on a string.
Why are they harassing those poor ants?
I think there’s some uncles in there. Wow this shit sucks.
@ OpenTheDoor….Do ya know what you get when you rip off the wings of a fly?……………………………………………………………………………..A walk…..
Star Wars bar people in every big city.
What’s next? Will people be having animals sewn onto their shoulder?
The look at me generation.
“.Do ya know what you get when you rip off the wings of a fly?……………………………………………………………………………..A walk…..”
I don’t get it. LOL
I did have a wasp sting me last week. The fucking rat bastard. I swatted him to the ground. Pulled the stinger out, pulled my trusty tweasers out that I always carry, and ripped his wings off first, then started in on his legs. Slowly, one at a time. Finally he was barely alive with no legs or wings. He’s still barely alive out there. I named him John Mcshitstain.
How do you feed them? Spiders would last longer.
You’d feed them by dipping them in a little bit of sugar water or honey. Spiders, not a chance but if they did it could always be a black widow spider.
“Stop tapping yer fingers!”
“I’m not. I glued Mexican Jumping Beans to my fingers!”
As if they (the people or the nails) weren’t nasty enough already…
Actually, Elton John blazed this crazy trail in the 1970s when he sported platform shoes with clear plastic heels filled with water and goldfish.
Crabs or Lice would be more appropriate
Ant Jemima tribute..
welfare money put to good use