What The Fluff? – IOTW Report

What The Fluff?

Playing peek-a-boo with one’s pet has become a thing on the internet lately. The dogs seem to know it’s some kind of game, the cats on the other hand seem to really get worried something has happened to their owner.

19 Comments on What The Fluff?

  1. I’ve always wanted to put sticky tape on my cats paws but I know better and my daughter wouldn’t let me do it anyway. My cat would not be amused.

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  2. Nope, people that hold their phone vertically to make videos that have the out of focus side bars may suck my anal orifice.

    Do they watch their TV with it turned on its side? I think not. I down vote and leave excoriating comments on the idiots that do this.

    These are the people that hold you up in traffic finger fucking their ISlab. These are the people you have to dodge on the sidewalk because they cannot fuckin’ walk without their phone held under their nose. These are the people who would video a car wreck and not render aid because they are live streaming.

    A just God would let me harvest them with the jawbone of an ass (which I actually have) and consider me righteous.

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  3. I can’t even tell what the fudge you’re pissed at Lowell, but your passionate screed would make me follow you through the desert with a loaded handgun searching for whatever it is that has offended you so.

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  4. Aaron, I will not suffer followers. But can you wield a handgun with finesse and most especially, aplomb, you are welcome to join in the trek. You must be capable of target discrimination and like dark beer. This is not negotiable.

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  5. Yeah yeah, “two legs good, four legs bad,” I get it man. I’m just in it for the potential to spread some creamy sandwich topping of justice.

    I can wear my Cyrano Bergerac hat, right?

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  6. Playing peek-a-boo with a cat? That’s just stupid. I imagine the only thing a cat would be worried about, if you wanted to be anthropomorphic about it, is that he has no opposable thumbs with which to open the cat food can or bag.

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  7. @geoff the aardvark July 6, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    > If a cat could open a cat food bag or can of cat food he’d probably blame it on the dog.

    She can. And it’s true.

    (Cat pushes the cans down from the shelf, dog opens them.)

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  8. Cats will break into a bag of dried food with ease. I’ve seen it. All animals seem to have one thing in common: a desire to get as much food as they can and gobble it as fast as they can.

    But until they learn to operate a can opener, canned food opening is out of the range of their talents.

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  9. @Tim Buktu July 7, 2018 at 12:17 am

    > But until they learn to operate a can opener, canned food opening is out of the range of their talents.

    Your experience with dogs must be limited to the kind found in purses.

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