KFI: Police up in Richmond were serving an arrest warrant for a man when things got weird and gross really fast.
The suspect gave police a false name, which happened to belong to another man who was also wanted for an arrest warrant.
When the suspect realized he was about to be arrested for another person’s warrant, he gave his real name. But then he learned there was an arrest warrant for himself as well, and he was taken into custody for the warrant and for false impersonation.
During the booking process he became combative and wouldn’t cooperate, so the officers put him back into the car and drove him to county jail in Martinez.
As soon as the were on I-80, the suspect slipped his handcuffs from his back to his front and took his clothes off and threw them on the freeway.
Predictions
1. The guy has a history of “substance abuse’
2. The guy is not a American citizen.
Just another demented shit-eatin’ criminal.
Imagine how badly that would have startled Somali Cop.
Cato- translation: just another Hillary/Obama voter.
Third Twin: Somali Cop Would Have Reached in His Back Pocket for a Spoon !
Gross! I guess I should be thankful the arrestees who spat at me were only launching “unenhanced” saliva. Police work is so glamorous! 😁
I Think it Was My Mom Who Coined the Phrase ” Don’t Eat Poop ” I Was 2 at the Time !
Must have been an illegal alien from Canada, EH!
Was he wanted for killing Mr. Hanky?
The windows OPERATE in thre back?!?
Or, were the back doors UNLOCKED?!?
Some protocol violations are being overlooked…..
They should have dropped him off at Chuck Schumer’s house.
So he’s still alive? I always thought it was, “Eat sh*t…and DIE.” !!!
He was living out a movie fantasy:
“angel with dirty feces”
Probably hoping for a position in the DNC someday.
shit eating grin
Didn’t Jim Morrison of The Doors once take a dump on stage and eat it? Maybe he was just trying to channel his own Jim Morrison. And I thought that only monkeys flung poo. So maybe the guy just went ape shit.
“A scat freak by any other name would smell as sweet.”
Many years ago a friend of mine had too much to drink and attempted to drive home. Along the way he had to make a #2, he stopped in a rural area, parked and proceeded to do his business. A cop attracted to his truck parked along the road pulled up. The cop saw my friend in the field and put the spotlight on him. Somehow he had shit all over himself. The cop called his buddies and they confronted my friend, saw he was intoxicated and wanted nothing to do with him. So they allowed him to call for a ride, he called his roommate, another friend of mine. When the roommate showed up to the scene he saw our friend in the field, under police spotlight, waiving his arms wildly with shit all over himself.
The roommate slowly drove away. Somehow the shit dude made it home, his truck was towed and he avoided a DUI.
@geoff the aardvark, never heard that rumor about Morrison. Have heard it about Frank Zappa, who denied it. Lots dumbasses crap on stage though again, never heard that about Jim Morrison. He pulled plenty of crazy shit, though. And Ted Nugent once claimed he shit his pants to avoid the draft…
Lots OF dumbasses…