37 Comments on What the… ? Jeb stands on tiptoes in photo shoot
Is there an outside chance, possibly, maybe that this photo was taken half spontaneously and that it was like an outtake shot where you have your eyes closed?
I can’t imagine; this is SO PATHETIC that a swan is embarrased to sing a swan song for !Cheb!..
“Yeb Bush”–head and shoulders ABOVE the rest (sarc)
And he’s got that upturned Despot Face thing , too. Straining at both ends….maybe he was just trying to ease out a silent one.
From Lil Bush. Maybe he needs a frying pan to the head?
This chump reminds me of kids that I just could not stand to be around when I was a kid. Their parents and other parents of similar creepy kids described them as precocious I saw them as creepy.
That stunt always worked in the frat house elections. Jeb must be confused at the negative response, since he’s pretty much confused all of the time now, since mummy and dada said he had to run for President to keep getting his allowance. Taking the trash out just isn’t good enough anymore.
So what’s the new nickname? Tiptoes?Shorty? Napoleon?
Mr Big?
Floater
What a Goober! He probably forgot his cowboy boots.
Jeez… what an idiot. Or, so Jeb! will understand: “El Stupido”.
Jeb, a word of advice: It took us years to get the current WH resident to stop bowing for the camera. Then he started waving at it. So we notice this sort of weirdness more than we used to. If you’re not careful, SNL will notice, too.
I remember that character from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons, with Boris and Natasha.
Little man, casting an oversized shadow. Could it be. . . . . ?
Watching slick Willie cheat for years, Jeb Bush thought he would increase his efforts.
Me, DEFEND this jerk?
Shiirley, you jest.
Didn’t watch so maybe I’m way off base, but . . .
JEB is 6’5″ and still way overweight, though he’s lost some lately. I don’t see any chairs on the stage and I wonder if 2½ hours standing in place was a little difficult for him. Did they get a smoke break during commercials or anything?
And where did he buy that hipster-dork pegged leg pants suit at? Good God man, grow up. Dressing like a Seattle hipster isn’t going to get you anything but laughed at. I suppose he is going to show up next w/hoops the size of snooze cans in his ear lobes.
If Jeb can’t be high energy. Jeb can at least be taller than those next to him.
The smoke break comment was funny given Jeb’s confession of MJ use. Perhaps there was a smoke break planned but Boenher took full control of the smoking room.
Suggest Yeb! display his neck frills to look more intimidating.
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
I should be preznit … I should! … I should … I shhhhhhooouuulld
Fun! Sorry, the dumb jokes just write THEMSELVES!
….apparently, being born w/ a silver spoon, and certifiably “well-heeled” not enough for an insecure Yeb!
….Poor Yeb just cannot grasp that it’s not about his fam connections, OR his height–no amount of Spanish-speaking can give him real “sole”.
….obviously unhappy with his “standing” in the polls, once again, Yeb feebly displays his true priorities, & love for “toeing the party line”.
….this is how all but Trump TIPPY-TOE about what to do w/ over 15 million illegals!
What makes this all the funnier is that the Repub “Kiddie Table” Debaters–all four of ’em–looked to be arranged by height. They looked like the Von Trapp Family Singers, LOL!
As far as I’m concerned, they can ALL sing a rousing rendition of “So Long, Farewell”.
Is there an outside chance, possibly, maybe that this photo was taken half spontaneously and that it was like an outtake shot where you have your eyes closed?
I can’t imagine; this is SO PATHETIC that a swan is embarrased to sing a swan song for !Cheb!..
“Yeb Bush”–head and shoulders ABOVE the rest (sarc)
And he’s got that upturned Despot Face thing , too. Straining at both ends….maybe he was just trying to ease out a silent one.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ludx_lil-bush-jeb-gets-smart_fun
From Lil Bush. Maybe he needs a frying pan to the head?
This chump reminds me of kids that I just could not stand to be around when I was a kid. Their parents and other parents of similar creepy kids described them as precocious I saw them as creepy.
Hey, Yeb! Your insecurity is showing.
@Czar, way to try and defend this moron, but according to the DM, he did it multiple times.
Looooozzzzzzeeeerrrrrrr!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3237930/Jeb-Bush-gets-head-Republican-candidates-manages-tower-Donald-Trump-stands-tiptoes-group-photo.html
That stunt always worked in the frat house elections. Jeb must be confused at the negative response, since he’s pretty much confused all of the time now, since mummy and dada said he had to run for President to keep getting his allowance. Taking the trash out just isn’t good enough anymore.
So what’s the new nickname? Tiptoes?Shorty? Napoleon?
Mr Big?
Floater
What a Goober! He probably forgot his cowboy boots.
Jeez… what an idiot. Or, so Jeb! will understand: “El Stupido”.
Jeb, a word of advice: It took us years to get the current WH resident to stop bowing for the camera. Then he started waving at it. So we notice this sort of weirdness more than we used to. If you’re not careful, SNL will notice, too.
I remember that character from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons, with Boris and Natasha.
Little man, casting an oversized shadow. Could it be. . . . . ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biexdHnqM64
…
Funny!
So has a new meme been started yet? Jeb standing next to world leaders, famous people, pets, little kids, etc, looking BIG?
Maybe Jeb standing next to Brian Williams, each standing on his (own) toes?
drudge poll:
https://polldaddy.com/poll/9081166/?view=results
mr. pathetic gets 1%.
I was thinking more along these lines….
http://www.heelsforless.com/images/312-pimp.jpg
Watching slick Willie cheat for years, Jeb Bush thought he would increase his efforts.
Me, DEFEND this jerk?
Shiirley, you jest.
Didn’t watch so maybe I’m way off base, but . . .
JEB is 6’5″ and still way overweight, though he’s lost some lately. I don’t see any chairs on the stage and I wonder if 2½ hours standing in place was a little difficult for him. Did they get a smoke break during commercials or anything?
And where did he buy that hipster-dork pegged leg pants suit at? Good God man, grow up. Dressing like a Seattle hipster isn’t going to get you anything but laughed at. I suppose he is going to show up next w/hoops the size of snooze cans in his ear lobes.
If Jeb can’t be high energy. Jeb can at least be taller than those next to him.
The smoke break comment was funny given Jeb’s confession of MJ use. Perhaps there was a smoke break planned but Boenher took full control of the smoking room.
Suggest Yeb! display his neck frills to look more intimidating.
http://powerpictures.crystalgraphics.com/photos/view/cg8p001278c/close_up_frilled_neck_lizard_frill_out
Forget Yeb! I like Twinkletoes better.
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
Tippy tippy toe … tippy toe …
I should be preznit … I should! … I should … I shhhhhhooouuulld
Fun! Sorry, the dumb jokes just write THEMSELVES!
….apparently, being born w/ a silver spoon, and certifiably “well-heeled” not enough for an insecure Yeb!
….Poor Yeb just cannot grasp that it’s not about his fam connections, OR his height–no amount of Spanish-speaking can give him real “sole”.
….obviously unhappy with his “standing” in the polls, once again, Yeb feebly displays his true priorities, & love for “toeing the party line”.
….this is how all but Trump TIPPY-TOE about what to do w/ over 15 million illegals!
What makes this all the funnier is that the Repub “Kiddie Table” Debaters–all four of ’em–looked to be arranged by height. They looked like the Von Trapp Family Singers, LOL!
As far as I’m concerned, they can ALL sing a rousing rendition of “So Long, Farewell”.
POMPOUS JACK@$$
Theme song.
http://youtu.be/wMbQsKJ64S0
his wife picked it up in Sinaloa.
“Mommy, look at me!! Mommy!!?”
Someone needs to split screen this and a loop of JEB video doing his tippy toes dance.
Yeb you need to grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21k0GoCtSjA
Passive aggressive momma’s boy.
he looks like the kid that always got beat up on the playground