This is an example of white on white crime. https://t.co/6tHD1eteb0 pic.twitter.com/Vy91GMnEnT
— Angela (@TheKitchenista) December 21, 2021
34 Comments on What the…. recipe for….
Comments are closed.
iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.
🤢🤮 that’s what you bring to a mandatory office pot luck.
Every time I consider stopping comments you put something like this here and I have to note there’s something else I’d rather eat…
Yes, she is quite a dish isn’t she?
I don’t know, I think I’ll pass.
At least no Spam was desecrated in the making of that mess.
Can I just say “EW”? I wouldn’t eat that mess ever.
She may as well have emptied her partner’s diaper on that tray.
No thanks, a plain cracker is just fine.
Might be good. Might be better with maple syrup spread on top followed by a whole bottle of hot sauce on top of that.
But nothing beats my famous Turnip, Cow’s liver, and whipped cream casserole.
What, she didn’t have ketchup??
No thanks, and why isn’t mini shrimp an oxymoron just like jumbo shrimp? Why don’t they just call them shrimp regardless of their size?
@Joe6
You pass after eating it.
Pass out, pass away or pass gas or a large deuce, take your pick.
Ewww.
Bless her heart, people probably see he coming with that and snicker.
I bet the shrimp gets picked off the top and the rest goes in the trash.
Reminds me of a lovely woman who thought her candies she made at Christmas were the best thing going. She used fake, colored melting chips. (I refuse to call them chocolate) Green, red, all sorts. All fake.
We took them because she was just being nice and trying to bless people.
This is why Bill Gates cancelled his Xmas festivities. I’d barf my brains out too eating that crap.
PS I HATE MIRACLE WHIP! Worse stuff ever invented. Women slather that crap on their face to soften their skin. Well, lard will do the same thing!
if you want a really good laugh of a truly failed recipe look up the Kramp Easy Lube 4th of July heritage loaf video from the 1974 movie The Groove Tube on Duck Duck Go or You Tube. It’ll make you laugh.
and that’s where I puke.
If the booze is flowing that might actually taste good to me…
Better than the cat lady that brought sausages and rice dish to the potluck.
She passed away, I was on the health board and had to inspect the house. Dead flat kittens under the trash on the floor.
The truth is stranger than fiction.
Reminds me of a low effort dip a coworker would always bring to Hospital Xmas parties.
Hers was VERY basic.
Block of cream cheese dumped on a plate topped with cocktail sauce or thousand island dressing, then a can of drained shrimp dumped on top of that.
Gross looking but did the job with Ritz crackers. LOL!
I can’t eat it. It has sugar (I’m pre diabetic) and shrimp gives me gout.
Getting older sucks.
Count your blessings, Mickey. In honesty, you can politely opt out.
Pass the gas station sushi instead.
Shrimp, miracle whip, and cream cheese left out at room temperature as a dip sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. Oh, well. I guess a massive case of food poisoning is one way to loose those holiday pounds.
Mm, grub cakes again. Heavy on the 30 weight!
Drop the sugar, and maybe bake that bad boy until the cheese carmelzed. I wouldn’t use cans shrimp, but deveined, and shelled cocktail shrimp outta the frozen section might just do it nicely.
It’s gonna look awesome mixed with Eggnog all over the bathroom floor.
Cheers!
@Cmn¢¢guy: That’s why I don’t do potlucks. It never fails, I get a bad case of the trots whenever I eat at a potluck. Furthermore, there’s the fresh over the border people who sell tamales from the back of their car on the side of the road. I can’t believe that people stop and buy them. I cringe and wonder what their kitchen looks like, where they bought their ingredients, do they wash their hands after using the restroom. No thanks!
Big question, which is worse, that horrendous thing she made with ewwwwww miracle whip, or that horrendous head of hair. Can anyone answer…what color is her hair
If it has Miracle Whip, it won’t pass my lip(s).
Goldenfoxx has it right!
No Bacon?
canned skrimpses? WTF kind of fresh hell is that shit?? Here in SE Louisiana we get our shrimp fresh-caught the previous day. None of that processed crap. This kind of thing reminds me of newly-arrived Carpetbaggers inviting us over for a damn BBQ only to find them cooking hotdogs on a GAS grill. SMFH.
She was doing OK until she got to the cat food.
LOL, @Wild Bill, it’s groat cakes, chopped oats, used for cow feed, like cow pies just grainer.
Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers