What we’ll look like if Barbers close for 2 Months

32 Comments on What we’ll look like if Barbers close for 2 Months

1. Nice.

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2. Flowbees will be a huge seller on ebay.

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3. Bring back the Mullet ! Business in front party in the back .

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4. I got one of these a few years ago.
   https://www.amazon.com/Clipper-Elite-High-Performance-Haircut-Grooming/dp/B00UKVNSLC
   Once I convinced my wife she could do it she’s been doing fine.
   Three on top, two on the sides and one along the edges.

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5. I’ll start up a comedy routine as I would look like Gallagher. Or I’ll just shave my head and pretend I’m Kojak. Who loves ya baby.😉

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6. How is it everyone in this nation can field strip an AR15 but none of us can cut hair.

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7. Jethro, already got one. No attachments and set it as low as possible on stunning. Barber was charging me full price for half the work.

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8. Geeus, you almost killed me choking on peanuts going down the wrong pipe, laughing. How about some advance warnings??

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9. I vuess Fruit of The Loom is going to make surgical masks. The tag will irritate your nose but smokers will be able to use the fly.😁

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10. There’s always the Trim Comb:
    https://youtu.be/8x4FNB7f69U
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11. …..Been cutting my own hair for 7 or 8 years…..no one has pointed and laughed……Yet!

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12. Right out of Star Trek.

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13. Jethro, my Mom bought one of those when I was a kid. Damn things ripped out as much hair as they cut.

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14. Jellybean, noticed you have same avatar as me!😉

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15. Jackass Joe’s still working on his AR14… Shaving it even as we speak!

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16. I will look a bit like Eddie Van Halen in the 80’s.
    (not the 70’s or 90’s look)

    I’m 50 and still have all my hair!

    My kids love my old photos!

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17. Aaron Burr @

    Because most of you guys have the CORRECT PRIORITIES!

    My Brother in law just told me yesterday he wants to get a firearms license. There is hope people!

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18. @Jethro, I almost didn’t click on that video. I thought it meant a different sort of “trim” and didn’t wish to see trim being combed. But then, I trusted in you. 😬😁

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19. I don’t have to worry. What’s left of my hair got trimmed by Daughter Dearest when the locks started falling out. Number 2 all over. Before the forth round, I probably will have a completely shiny dome.

    DH is the one to worry. I don’t have the energy to fool around…he’s getting the full St Anthony or maybe the St. Francis cut from me. Or maybe even a brush cut. Shiny side up, no comb over strands. Then I can tell him he sparkles.

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20. Already did a home cut. Ms. Pinko did it. I’ll stop right there. (Who outted my photo?)

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21. 1950s Playtex adjustable hair trimmer and a stock of new blades here, so I’m ready.

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22. Hair dressers and barbers closing tomorrow as non-essential in Ohio. De Whiner and his Stepford Health Dept Director ordered it. There will probably be a few ‘underground’ folks working. Guess I’ll save money not covering up those gray roots and forgoing the claw job. That reminds me I do have some dog grooming tools.

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23. I stopped cutting my hair when I retired the USAF 25 years ago

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24. I wondered what Bigfurhat looked like

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25. needs more gray

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26. It is so stupid to shut down barbers and hair salons. One of the towns near me has done that, all restaurants can only be pickup or drive-thru, grocery stores, Dollar stores, WalMart, pharmacies, medical pot stores, clothing and shoe stores can remain open.
    Does the Kung Flu eat your clothes and shoes?

    Most of the hair salons and barbers are by appointment and never anywhere near 10 people in them. Not that tanning salons is my cup of tea, but they even shut the two they have down. Both of them only have two tanning beds, I’m pretty sure only one person is in a tanning bed.

    Yet WalMart has a line a mile long every morning waiting for the doors to open.
    That is why all of this is bullshit, if it’s a death sentence or is going to crash our hospitals then why are you allowing hundreds of people in damn WalMart? Why not make them go to pick up service only?

    I might actually take all of this shit a little more serious if they had been doing that, but nope your barber is going to infect you with Kung Flu, but Kung Flu isn’t allowed in WalMart. Hell WalMart with all their china made products is probably why people are getting infected anyway.

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27. Q. What’s the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?
    A. About 2 weeks.

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28. I may have to let my hair grow a little longer this year and forgo my twice a year haircut for a while. Besides I always wear a baseball cap even with no baseball season so far and bought a nice new plain brown cap from Duluth Trading Co. just recently.

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29. Man up and dust off your FLOWBEE, pilgrims.

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30. 😂 😂 😂 😂 No. 😂

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31. Wiredog1837- Man, your hair must be so long! 😀

32. Someone took that photo to a salon and said, GIMME THIS!