The most interesting sound I made was spitting up creamed corn.
What the hell?
The most interesting sound I made was spitting up creamed corn.
What the hell?
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3? Gimme a break, she’s at least 3 1/2”.
yeah, but can she change her own diapers?
very impressive though … hope her parents & ‘agents’ keep her well grounded
At the age of 3 I was celebrating the first anniversary (approximately) of the death of Adolf Hitler. Can’t remember much about it, though.
How about you?
Well the poor girl falls under the Caucasian category and will never amount to anything. It’s only fair.
My daughter could do algebra when she was 9. Nothing like this though.
At 3 I was probably all sorts of things I should not have been doing, but still can’t remember that I did them.
It’s a midget! Nice page turn.
I remember watching the funeral of JFK, it was the one and only Democrat my Mom ever voted for.
She probably spent 1/4 of her life just learning to play that song.
I don’t believe it.
With video technology as amazing as it is I have a hunch this is somehow fake.
What the hell is wrong with that kid’s parents?!
I remember riding in a car seat in my parents 62 mercury station wagon. It had a fake steering wheel and a squeaky horn.
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Three, hmm? I was learning about gaseous fluid dynamics, the effects of parasitic drag on spherical objects accelerated into ballistic arcs, and the shape of those arcs as a function of initial vector and impetus.
In other words, I was having fun learning how to hit things with my pea shooter.
Pretty sure I was at Doheny beach california plowing the sand with my head pretending I was a bulldozer. I got 8mm movies to prove it.
Weird, now that I think about it, I operate an old International TD6 crawler/loader also a new excavator on the weekends. The good times don’t have to stop.
Why? What was I supposed to be doing at 3?
I don’t know, guys. There must be something either about genetics or expectations. Our 3 year old adopted daughter of Chinese descent, could recite the entire “Cat in the Hat”. I started her on violin in kindergarten, she earned her black belt in TKD at 10, graduated a year early from the Foster School of Business in Economics/Marketing and had her accounting coursework out of the way as a senior in H.S. through Running Start at a local community college.
Was I a “tiger mom”? Yes. But I had to do something! The kid was way too bright and energetic — and she still managed to find the normal teenager troubles to get into!
According to my parents, when I was three I was talking, talking, talking. Everyone asked where I learned to talk like an adult. My parents replied that they were wondering the same thing.
I recall playing with my Grandmother’s black cat when I was three. The cat was named something I can’t mention or I’ll be banned.
What was I doing at three? depends who’s asking?
lessee … at the age of 3 I was yelling at my mom to hurry up & go down to the store & get me a couple fresh packs of cigarettes. bitchin’ at the old man for buying that cheap Blatz beer, instead of the Natty Bo’s. watching the ‘Mickey Mouse Club’ & taking bets w/ my buds in the row houses on how big Annette’s sweater meat will get this season. complaining how Elvis’ fame had gone to his head w/ that Cadillac purchase….
seriously, my old man was teaching me how to swing a baseball bat from both sides
… got the pics to prove it
Pretty sure I was eating and pooping my pants.
That’s about it.
I’m expecting more from my grandkids from now on!
I was 3 in 1956, I really don’t remember a whole lot from back then. I don’t really think I remember much before I was 5 although my mom used to tell me I was really excited seeing trains since we lived in the Spokane Valley at the time close by the railroad tracks where I could see the trains going by. And there was an old guy named Mr. Lyle who lived next door who thought I was a hoot the way that I carried on about trains. And I remember the Bugs Bunny stickers on the wall at Deaconess Hospital walls when I had my tonsils taken out when I was 5. Before 1957 or 58 it was all a blur with my mom and and dad having 4 boys between 1953-58. And calling Sugar Pops horsies because of Kellogg’s Sugar Pops Pete’s horse when I went to the local Safeway with my mom. We didn’t get a TV, an old B&W Westinghouse till I was 5 and I was probably better not watching TV before then.
Capturing bees that loved the clover in our lawn, under mason ball jars. My poor father had to let the very mad bees out when he got home from work. This went on until I got my fanny swatted.
“gaseous fluid dynamics”
Magma. Sounds painful. Lol
At 3 I think I was done crapping my trousers… at least until I was 23 and crapped my trousers again. I remember I was replacing a door knob. Like SNS, I’ll leave that story for a different day.
What I do remember was Jimi Hendrix, Clapton, and Joe Cocker wasn’t classic rock. Traffic was played daily.
Gaseous fluid dynamics sounds like a shart. Campbells bean and bacon soup did that to me once when I was 8 and my class was on a field trip to the Cheney Cowles Museum, I had it coming out both ends. I haven’t liked bean and bacon soup since then.
Damn, I thought my grandbabies were geniuses. At 3 my grandson was reading small books, could add and subtract double digits, could easily write his name, could knock the crap out of a baseball. 2 years later he still loves math, but hates reading and writing, has to be forced to do that, but has expanded loving science. Not the biggest fan of baseball anymore, but beats me at H-O-R-S-E all the time and can play the drums.
My granddaughter at 3 can play 3 blind mice and twinkle twinkle little star on the piano, this little girl blew that out of the water….lol, she can write her name, can read, and can add single digit numbers, but no subtraction, she unlike her brother hates numbers, she can switch hit pretty darn good, but that probably has a lot to do with she’s left handed and everyone else in the family is right handed, poor kid doesn’t even have any cousins who are left handed, so through imitation does lots of things with her right hand as well.
Myself at 3 was pretty dumb I guess, because I don’t remember doing anything.
3 years old? I was seeing pink buildings outside the window.
Of course, I was hallucinating due to a fever while in the hospital. Why pink? It was my favorite color. Still is.
@ Tiger Eyes
I knew a guy who had a black cat with the same name.
I was sitting on the living room floor, sharing a piece of bologna with the dog.
At the age of three farmed out to German nanny Elsa Geck because my mother did not like children. Elsa was Catholic so daily visits to the Frauenkirche for Mass and candle lighting. Walking with Elsa to Zeppelinfeld from our apartment almost daily to run and play with other kids. Lots of early history lessons in the places where the history happened. I couldn’t play Chopsticks on the piano much less Mozart.
When I was 3 my dad was teaching me to read. By 5 I could read the front page of the newspaper, with comprehension. This was in 1964 in small-town Indiana, so they didn’t know what to do with me. They advanced me from Kindergarten to 1st grade (they wanted to advance me to 2nd but didn’t think I’d handle that well. They were correct; I’m not sure I handled being advanced 1 grade well. Anyway, that’s what I was doing at 3.
She’ll be pregnant and on heroin by 16
Published a paper on Relativity.
Composed an Opera.
Heh heh … ran my first Marathon (from Marathon to Athens!).
Good times … yep … good times …
I played with Army men, go figure…
This prodigy will never get into college in Joe Biden’s America.
I very vaguely remember going to San Francisco in my dad’s maroon 53 Packard Clipper to visit one of my dads older brothers about 1956 or 57. We did go to the SF zoo of which I remember little unlike my son when he was 3 when we went to Calgary to visit my wife’s sister who was going to nursing school there and we took him to the Calgary Zoo. That little very active stinker tried to scale the fence where the zebras were and was halfway up the fence until my father in law and I pulled him down from the fence. He would’ve made it if we hadn’t caught him and I might be minus one kid. Fortunately his wife of 10 years and 2 daughters have settled him down.
I also took him to see Godzilla 1985 when he was 3 and he cried when Godzilla died and he like me is still a total Godzilla freakazoid.
According to some of the comments on the video, she was 5 when she did this.
Yeah, like that’s a huge difference 🙄
Age 5 I was trying to navigate 1st grade.
Watching this video: this is your brain on drugs kids
Watching Soupy Sales. At four I got a pie in the face for my birthday.
Well, I know I was breathing anyway – that, and performing other bodily functions.
Now if you had asked me what I was doing at age four, wellll now, that’s a horse of a different color. That’s right, I was watching “The Wizard of OZ”.
If you want your offspring to excel be a Tiger Mom.
What was I doing at age 3? Why, I composed that song she’s playing.
when i was three years old, what was i doing?
raping and pillaging minorities of course.
Have you not heard about white privilege and systemic racism ????
I disassembled my crib, went downstairs and joined the party my parents were having with their friends.
My experience with Asian piano students is quite interesting. One family, Chinese, had two boys, and both went on to conservatory. I had them into the intermediate years. I didn’t have to tell them to practice. They practiced before bed and upon getting up. One was six years old. His four year old brother would stand beside the piano and silently wat h his big brother learn, soaking it all in. By the time he started a few months later, he already knew everything his older brother could play. Teaching them was a joy. I never once saw the dragon mother come out.
My Vietnamese students were another story all together. They were trying to turn their sons into prodigies. I must have been their fourth teacher. Every Saturday the younger boy would cry at his lesson. The older boy was only interested in math and architecture. I taught him Bach. He made the connections. Even after mastering a difficult piece of music, the mother would say, Is that all they can play. I wrote her a letter, firing her and saying why. She sought me ought to apologize years later. Last I heard they were in Hong Kong. Dad’s an architect.
By far, my favorites were the Filipinos. I learned how to teach a talented boy who could outwit me ten ways from Sunday. Their parents treated me like family and made the most delicious adobo chicken with rice and lumpia. That boy also went on to become a fine pianist. Good times. And sad. The Sicilians, on the other hand, require a long essay.